So. I may or may not translate all the missions... Mainly because THEY NEED TO LEARN TO ENUNCIATE AND STOP TALKING OVER EACH OTHER. And because it's like 80 minutes x 2 (until now + from now)... But. As and when I feel like it, I might do (some of) the rest. But here's the preamble and the first mission. This first mission was probably my favourite of them all, actually.
These missions made me really miss "Mission V6", especially the earlier episodes of the show... The stupid shit they did on that show <3 I have many fond memories of laughing out loud in the library as I was still a student at the time, and watching "Mission V6" was one of my standard "study breaks" XD Too bad they started making them do boring things like find out how many boyfriends people have had... :/ And even sadder that their current show is just them watching VTRs... *still hoping against hope for the revival of GeI or something*
Anyway!!!
Preamble
Saka: So, this time...
Ken: Yes!
Saka: All 6 of us... Even as we reminisce about the past 20 years... We should sort of like um, look at what lies ahead...
Ino: I don't really want to reminisce
Ken: Don't wanna!
Saka: Go-kun wants to reminisce, doesn't he?
Go: I don't really remember... So I can't reminisce about anything.
Ino: We already have someone who can't participate! He can't remember!
Saka: Today, we'll be having a training camp at a university!
Ino: At a university?
Saka: Yes, a university!
Ino: Tokoha University.
Telop: Camping ground: Shizuoka Prefecture, Hamamatsu City, Tokoha University
Saka: That's right.
Oka: That's amazing.
Ino: That we can hold a training camp at a university, right?
Saka: You're right.
Narrator: During this training camp, the staff have set various missions related to their 20th anniversary, and V6 will have to clear them all!
Ino: What do you mean, "mission?"
Saka: I have no idea.
Ino: Like, something to show our appreciation? Something else altogether?
Saka: Apparently we just have to clear all those missions, or else.
Ino: "Or else?"
Naga: They won't do anything to us, right? Even if we don't clear them.
Go: Have more motivation!
Ken: Yeah, have more motivation!
Ino: It's all part of the project, after all.
Oka: It's been a long time since we did it, but shall we raise our tension?
Ino: Oh! Then, how shall we raise it?
Ken: Yeah, teach us how.
Ino: Did we ever do something like that!?
Oka: Of course we did!
Ino: Shall we do it, then?
Ken: Wait, wait, wait. Sure we can do it, but look at him, his ears are all red!
Go: What are we gonna do about that?
Ino: Means his tension's already up! What're you talking about!
Ken: What are we gonna do?
Oka: Leader, lead the cheer.
Saka: Well, then... Let's deepen our bonds! Let's do this!
Narrator: Just what are the missions ahead of V6?
Mission 01: Volleyball Grievances (...or not?)
Note: all "complaints" are bolded (but only for the first time that they are said)
Saka: And so... They've brought us to the gymnasium... But I have no idea why.
Ino: What are we doing?
Everyone: What is it?
Oka: It's here!
Naga: Is that the mission?
Saka: A black envelope is really scary, don't you think?
Ino: Yeah, it is!
Saka: Here I go. Mission 01: In order to clear the air, please make 20 consecutive volleyball passes between all 6 members, while airing the grievances you have about the other members over the past 20 years.
Ino: What!? A volleyball?
Naga: It's been a long time since we played volleyball...
Ken: I haven't even touched a volleyball.
Ino: We've always been clearing the air between us... That's why we're here now, aren't we?
Saka: Do you guys even have any grievances?
Go: Are you sure this is okay? Won't things become weird?
Ino: Let's practice passing, shall we?
Go: Yeah, let's.
Saka: Let's see if we can even pass at all.
Ken: I totally can't do this
Go: Let's try it out. Ah, nice toss.
Naga: Can I receive it? (TN: as in "receiving a serve?" Fail with volleyball terminology, sorry)
Ken: Are we allowed to receive?
Naga: Are we allowed to?
Ken: Are we?
Oka: Hit it! Oh, nice one!
Ino: Everyone's really into this.
Go: You can't get this one.
Naga: My fingers hurt!
Oka: But we don't really have time to say anything...
Ino: Yeah!
Ken: If it's high... You have to toss the ball really high.
Naga: Really high and... Thank you!
Saka: But we'll probably just keep tossing it above ourselves until we finish saying whatever it is, right?
Go: Anyone is fine?
Ino: Anyone?
Saka: Yeah, anyone.
Naga: Oh, really?
Ken: So you pass to the person you're complaining about?
Ino: What are we gonna do? All the passes will be concentrated at Leader!
Naga: All 20 passes!
Go: That's fine!
Everyone: Totally fine!
Ken: I haven't thought of anything yet...
Oka: Me neither...
Saka: Starting our first mission... Here goes! Stop doing sit-ups while eating, Nagano!
Naga: You're getting too buff, Okada!
Oka: Nagano's... Butt is... Annoying!
Ken: Ah! He said it!
Go: How many have we got?
Naga: Stop appearing on Adomachi, Inohara! (TN: Inocchi joined the regular cast of the popular variety show "Shutsubotsu! Adomachikku Tengoku" on Apr 4, 2015)
Go: Too bad.
Everyone: What the hell!
Ino: Nagano-kun!!
Saka: Are we ending it like this?
Naga: You came towards me so fast!
Saka: That's all for today!
Naga: Why did you come towards me!
Oka: Inocchi!!
Ino: I knew it was me the moment you said "adomachi!"
Naga: When you heard "adomachi" you were all "ahhh" running towards me.
Ino: I was like, "oh, that!?" and ran towards you, but you went, "Inoha...RA!"
Naga: This is bad! It's never gonna end!
Saka: Are we starting again from me?
Oka: Longer this time!
Ino: Yeah, so we'll do all those again.
Saka: Let's go! Stop doing sit-ups while eating, Nagano!
Naga: You're getting too buff, Okada!
Oka: Nagano's... Butt is... Annoying!
Go: Come on!
Naga: Stop appearing on Adomachi, Inohara!
Ino: Damn you! Asshole! Stop changing your email address, Morita!
Go: Your life looks pretty rosy, huh, Inohara!
Ino: Oi, Miyake!
Oka: OI!!! INOHARA!!!
Ino: That's just wrong! That's just wrong! Isn't that just plain wrong!?
Saka: Can't help it if he's disgruntled...
Ino: No, no, no...
Go: I couldn't think of anything else just now.
Saka: "Your like looks pretty rosy, huh!"
Go: We went on for longer this time!
Naga: Yeah, we did!
Saka: Here goes!
Naga: Let's hit 7 this time!
Saka: Stop doing sit-ups while eating, Nagano!
Naga: You're getting too buff, Okada!
Oka: Your butt is annoying!
Naga: Stop appearing on Adomachi, Inohara!
Ino: Damn you! Asshole! Stop changing your email address, Morita!
Go: Your life looks pretty rosy, huh, Inohara!
Ino: Damn you! Listen to people when they talk, Miyake!
Ken: You're noisy, Inohara!
Oka: He called him noisy...
Naga: That guy is weird!
Ino: Why is this turning into a conversation!? Stop conversing with me!
Naga: "You're noisy, Inohara..."
Ino: What the hell...
Saka: Wait a moment.
Oka: This is really tough.
Naga: We aren't getting anywhere.
Oka: We aren't getting anywhere at all.
Ino: What do you mean, "noisy?"
Staff: If it's too tough with a volleyball, we've also got a balloon prepared.
Go: Sounds good.
Ino: Let's do this with a balloon.
Naga: A balloon sounds good.
Saka: Umm... Balloon, please!
Saka: This isn't going to be easy!
Naga: To buy more time we'll have to...
Saka: This will be tough.
Naga: Yeah.
Saka: Ah, I think we should get closer. Here goes. Stop doing sit-ups in the middle of a meal!
Naga: You're getting too buff, Okada!
Saka: So slow...
Oka: It's become gentle, huh?
Saka: It's really gentle now.
Oka: It's really gentle now! Are you sure this is okay!?
Naga: Slow...
Oka: Umm... Nagano-kun's butt is annoying!
Saka: Come on! Smash it!
Naga: Stop appearing on Adomachi, Inohara!
Ino: Morita, you asshole! Stop changing your email address!
Naga: It's too easy!
Go: Your life looks pretty rosy, huh, Inohara!
Ino: Damn you! Listen to people when they talk, Miyake!
Ken: You're really noisy about everything, Inohara!
Ino: Oi! Why the hell did you cry when Japan lost against China in the World Cup Volleyball Tournament, Sakamoto!
Saka: Stop hogging the choreographer, Miyake!
Ken: Shut up, Sakamoto!
Saka: You shut up!
Ken: No, you shut up!
Naga: Oi, oi, oi! He received that pass. Why did you receive it?
Oka: What should I say... Umm... Introduce me to some restaurants, Nagano!
Naga: Stop cooking so much, Sakamoto!
Saka: Alright...
Go: How many have we got?
Saka: Hold on...
Ken: How many?
Saka: Okay. To all 5 of you. Do some barter trading and let me appear in your dramas and movies!
Ino: Barter trading... Barter trading, huh? Dramas and movies? You have too many requests.
Naga: You look really sleepy on Asaichi, Inohara!
Ino: What the hell! Asshole. Stop making so many owners of famous restaurants help you stand guard! (TN: I think Inocchi means that since Nagano keeps going to various famous restaurants, as a celebrity, the owner is obliged to give him a private room or otherwise help Nagano ward off other customers who would otherwise bother him for autographs/handshake/etc? That's the only translation that makes sense to me, without any other context given, but if you've any ideas what he might really mean do let me know.)
Naga: Morita... Stop wearing caps!
Ken: You're complaining about that!?
Go: Throw your clothes away, Nagano!
Naga: How many have we got!? How many!? How many!?
Telop: They've already cleared the mission, but please keep on watching.
Naga: Miyake, stop being a kid already!
Ken: Shut up! You're hoarding too much, Nagano!
Everyone: Nagano-kun! Nagano-kun! Nagano-kun!
Naga: Wasn't that the last one?
Ino: Let's keep going!
Saka: Let's get it all out! Let's hear some interesting ones!
Naga: You always look so sleepy, Inohara!
Ino: Damn you! You asshole, your house is already leaking. Move already, you idiot!
Go: Who said it was leaking...
Saka: It must have been him.
Naga: What shall it be?
Saka: What will it be!
Naga: I watched your taiga drama a lot, Okada!
Saka: It turned into praises! Wasn't that a compliment?
Oka: You've been really kind ever since our debut, Nagano!
Saka: Eh!? Eh!?
Go: That isn't a complaint!
Ken: That isn't a complaint!
Naga: Inohara... Thanks for teaching me the choreography when we were Jrs.!
Ino: Nagano-kun... You're welcome!
Naga: Miyake... Thanks for always calling to tell me about the good restaurants you hear of!
Ken: Why the hell won't you... Tell me where you live, Nagano!
Naga: We're praising each other, right? Inohara. Inohara. You idiot. You're always... Nothing. I couldn't think of anything. I couldn't think of anything at all.
Oka: Pass it back. Pass it back to him.
Go: What do you mean, "nothing!"
Saka: Nothing.
Ino: Ken! You're always... Nothing!
Naga: He couldn't think of anything either.
Ken: Morita... Morita...
Go: This is scary.
Ken: You're too black!
Naga: Too black?
Go: Okada... GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
Naga: Money...
Ino: Money...
Oka: I don't have any money! That's just weird!! Give you my money!? Inohara... Inohara...
Ino: What is it?
Oka: Thank you... For always sending refreshments! (TN: specifically, "refreshments" here refer to the food/drinks that individuals/companies send to drama/movie sets etc as gifts)
Ino: Oi, Okada... Okada... You... Shave your damn beard!
Oka: You... Nagano... Nagano... Nagano... Nagano what should I say... Nagano... Give me a hint?
Naga: Hint?
Oka: Yeah, a hint.
Go: Nipples.
Oka: Your nipples are... Always... So damn pretty!
Naga: So damn pretty!? Pretty!?
Go: So damn pretty!?
Ino: His Japanese is weird... His Japanese is so weird...
Go: "So damn pretty!!"
Naga: Inohara...
Ino: Me?
Naga: Thanks to you, we released 10 tie-up singles!
Ino: Nagano-kun!!!
Oka: Did we clear it?
Naga: Did we!? It's so hot...
Staff: Mission clear!
Everyone: Alright!
Oka: That's good!
Saka: So hot...
By the way, there're probably lots of mistakes and/or missing lines, and I'm pretty sure I guessed who was talking wrongly a number of times too... Please forgive me m(__)m Also, I *probably* won't be turning these into actual subs myself because of time constraints, but if anyone is interested in doing so, do leave a comment or PM and I'll get back to you ASAP.
My favourites were Go asking Okada for his money, being jealous of Inocchi's perfect life (well, small wonder, given his pretty wife + 2 kids + "asaichi mansion" + rising popularity! No one expected Inocchi to be in the 勝ち組 after all, lol), and Masa asking everyone to barter trade him into their dramas and movies XD Hilarious. And of course, all of Okada's weird comments about Nagano's butt (annoying!?) and nipples (pretty!?). As has been said in previous interviews, Ken and Go sure brought him up well... As a pervert...!