Not Exactly M.I.A...
Happy New Year!
Lets Recap:
I have not reported to you (my loyal and adoring fans) since a couple of days before Christmas. This will not stand in the future. My sister hijacked the computer for about a week, so my vain attempts at creativity were squandered for the duration of this time. The detailed minuted of what I have done since we have last spoken are as follows:
December 24: P.M.
7:30-Went to the Polish side of the family for Christmas Eve and enjoyed watching my relatives get sloshed and attempt to sing Christmas carols.
7:35- The BAC of the room has reached a family total of 50, a new record.
8:33-We open presents.
8:34-My little brother begins punching people and is consequently beaten within an inch of his life. This is typical.
9:47-My older cousins and I slip a few down, and then begin calling taxis for our parents, if only because of the fact that we want to recieve presents the next day.
A.M.
3:14-I go to sleep after 4 hours of Fight Club and TMNT.
December 25: A.M.
7:00-My brother wakes me up for Christmas. He was told that he could not wake anybody up until 8:00 this year. I guess the timelock on his chain is busted.
8:37-My sister finally walks down the stairs in a traditional Po'ed mood, souring Christmas for only a brief period.
8:38-My brother and sister argue about who opens what, when, and where.
11:30-We head to my aunt and uncle's for a brief "Merry Christmas" a few rude jokes and a little cider.
P.M.
1:03- We arrive at my Grandpa's house to meet with the Lebanese side of the family.
1:30-The older cousins (Myself and about 6 others) retire to seclusion away from the rampant Christmas spirit that has captured the rest of the family.
1:31-We talk about food.
1:35-Our stomachs growl.
1:41-We all charge downstairs in single file (losing a few to my grandfather's dangerous rug on the staircase) to raid the food cabinet, only to be blocked by our Aunts, who were armed with kitchen utinsels.
1:45-We steal cookies instead, as they are less heavily guarded.
2:00-7:00 Everybody opens presents under the jurisdiction of my aunt, the Taskmaster.
9:30-We leave to go see Not Another Teen Movie (after much argument from the author who was pushing for Will Smith's "Ali")
11:59-I arrive home and sleep (more or less)
December 26:P.M.
1:13-I wake up.
3:47-I rise from my bed and attempt to find the shower without my specs.
3:48-I patch up my black eye with some cotton and proceed to cut myself shaving.
4:00-7:00- I sit aroundd and wish the girl I like wasn't out of state.
7:30-I go to the Sand Pits to attend a bonfire with my friends code named Smudge and Robby Who.
7:34-11:53- Hang around and warm up by the fire. There is a nice picnic table that you can just sit on and be happy, get that real sense of family. These people might not have been my friends before this night, but I feel like I know them better already.
-I don't sleep, as I am sometimes prone; I finish my ceiling staring at about 12 in the afternoon the next day.
December 27
-I honestly don't remeber a thing.
December 28: P.M.
1:00- I rise and do my morning routine. Shower, shave, and drive to my cousins.
2:15-My cousin and I head out to Greenfield to meet a friend of his. I am warned on the drive up that this friend is big, loud, and has a tremendously strong handshake. Nothing I haven't dealt with before I suppose.
3:17-We arrive and are greated by (surprise) A large, loud, man with a mighty handshake. I am impressed almost immediately.
3:43- Will (the big loud guy)has gutted the entire stero and wiring out of my cousin's Thunderbird in the blink of an eye. Someone gets a bottle opener in a ppreciating of the work accomplished.
4:00-I am introduced to Will's surround sound system. As he put it and I later agreed "Better than the fuckin' movies." (We watched some Pod Racing)
4:16-I am introduced to Will's basement, a.k.a "Mantown" Complete with the Budwiser girls, an entire workbench, a flat screen Sony, a gigantic computer, semi-working bathroom, and neon lights galore. Needless to say I am once again impressed.
4:54- We eat and watch a chunk of the X Files second season on DVD.
8:45-We, much to my regret, leave. But not before I was crowned with the nickname "Little Bitch."
10:00-I arrive home and make my sisters friends think I'm drunk. After I've had fun with this I chuckle and go to bed.
Decemeber 29: P.M.
Late Night-I go to the Sand Pits again and this is most of my night (and my day seeing as how I slept through most of THAT). We go up there (I don't want to drink) so I sit there and freeze and now there is no picnic table to sit on because some dumbass broke it with a fallen tree so the gang threw it in the fire. I freeze and several things happen, much which I don't remeber due to the cold. A pack of about 12 quads arrive and me and Robby Who split. After we leave there is some interest about stripping that I heard about later, but I didn't care as the girls I had the chance to meet were not exactly "high-caliber" Plus one was a bitch and I have a girlfriend better than anyone else anyways. I'll stop and move onto new year's eve eve.
New Year's Eve Eve, December 30
-The only defining part of this day is that ashley arrives home and I get to see her for about 20 minutes toawards the end of the night (around 11:30). I meet her after playing X Box at my friends house. I came out on top two outta three times and have been code named "Noodle."
New Year's Eve, December 31: PM
12:00- I rise bright and early to go shopping for part supplies for my NY's party.
2:15-Me and Robby Who head out to E.B.'s a restuarant who's wings are the absolute best, and completely unparralleled.
5:00-I make the phone calls and get all snazzed up for the night.
7:00 I have picked up the champagne and a few friends, so we head to my house as the guest begin to arrive.
7:27-As we are still waiting for a few people, one of my friend's cars gets backed into so we have to deal with this mess. Our reservations are at 8.
7:59-We send out some people to go to the restaurant and tell them not to sacrifice our tables.
8:11-The rest of the guest finally arive and we leave for the restuarnt (which is on average about 15 minutes away).
8:29-we arrive at the restaurant.
8:31-We are all seated.
8:32-My friends asks "Hey, Wheres Kara (another friend, obviously).
8:33-I leave the restaurant.
8:37-I arrive at Kara's house (right next to mine).
8:51-We get back to the restaurant.
9:30-we read our fortune cookies and leave.
~A More detailed accoount of the night later~
````Adam````
Lets Recap:
I have not reported to you (my loyal and adoring fans) since a couple of days before Christmas. This will not stand in the future. My sister hijacked the computer for about a week, so my vain attempts at creativity were squandered for the duration of this time. The detailed minuted of what I have done since we have last spoken are as follows:
December 24: P.M.
7:30-Went to the Polish side of the family for Christmas Eve and enjoyed watching my relatives get sloshed and attempt to sing Christmas carols.
7:35- The BAC of the room has reached a family total of 50, a new record.
8:33-We open presents.
8:34-My little brother begins punching people and is consequently beaten within an inch of his life. This is typical.
9:47-My older cousins and I slip a few down, and then begin calling taxis for our parents, if only because of the fact that we want to recieve presents the next day.
A.M.
3:14-I go to sleep after 4 hours of Fight Club and TMNT.
December 25: A.M.
7:00-My brother wakes me up for Christmas. He was told that he could not wake anybody up until 8:00 this year. I guess the timelock on his chain is busted.
8:37-My sister finally walks down the stairs in a traditional Po'ed mood, souring Christmas for only a brief period.
8:38-My brother and sister argue about who opens what, when, and where.
11:30-We head to my aunt and uncle's for a brief "Merry Christmas" a few rude jokes and a little cider.
P.M.
1:03- We arrive at my Grandpa's house to meet with the Lebanese side of the family.
1:30-The older cousins (Myself and about 6 others) retire to seclusion away from the rampant Christmas spirit that has captured the rest of the family.
1:31-We talk about food.
1:35-Our stomachs growl.
1:41-We all charge downstairs in single file (losing a few to my grandfather's dangerous rug on the staircase) to raid the food cabinet, only to be blocked by our Aunts, who were armed with kitchen utinsels.
1:45-We steal cookies instead, as they are less heavily guarded.
2:00-7:00 Everybody opens presents under the jurisdiction of my aunt, the Taskmaster.
9:30-We leave to go see Not Another Teen Movie (after much argument from the author who was pushing for Will Smith's "Ali")
11:59-I arrive home and sleep (more or less)
December 26:P.M.
1:13-I wake up.
3:47-I rise from my bed and attempt to find the shower without my specs.
3:48-I patch up my black eye with some cotton and proceed to cut myself shaving.
4:00-7:00- I sit aroundd and wish the girl I like wasn't out of state.
7:30-I go to the Sand Pits to attend a bonfire with my friends code named Smudge and Robby Who.
7:34-11:53- Hang around and warm up by the fire. There is a nice picnic table that you can just sit on and be happy, get that real sense of family. These people might not have been my friends before this night, but I feel like I know them better already.
-I don't sleep, as I am sometimes prone; I finish my ceiling staring at about 12 in the afternoon the next day.
December 27
-I honestly don't remeber a thing.
December 28: P.M.
1:00- I rise and do my morning routine. Shower, shave, and drive to my cousins.
2:15-My cousin and I head out to Greenfield to meet a friend of his. I am warned on the drive up that this friend is big, loud, and has a tremendously strong handshake. Nothing I haven't dealt with before I suppose.
3:17-We arrive and are greated by (surprise) A large, loud, man with a mighty handshake. I am impressed almost immediately.
3:43- Will (the big loud guy)has gutted the entire stero and wiring out of my cousin's Thunderbird in the blink of an eye. Someone gets a bottle opener in a ppreciating of the work accomplished.
4:00-I am introduced to Will's surround sound system. As he put it and I later agreed "Better than the fuckin' movies." (We watched some Pod Racing)
4:16-I am introduced to Will's basement, a.k.a "Mantown" Complete with the Budwiser girls, an entire workbench, a flat screen Sony, a gigantic computer, semi-working bathroom, and neon lights galore. Needless to say I am once again impressed.
4:54- We eat and watch a chunk of the X Files second season on DVD.
8:45-We, much to my regret, leave. But not before I was crowned with the nickname "Little Bitch."
10:00-I arrive home and make my sisters friends think I'm drunk. After I've had fun with this I chuckle and go to bed.
Decemeber 29: P.M.
Late Night-I go to the Sand Pits again and this is most of my night (and my day seeing as how I slept through most of THAT). We go up there (I don't want to drink) so I sit there and freeze and now there is no picnic table to sit on because some dumbass broke it with a fallen tree so the gang threw it in the fire. I freeze and several things happen, much which I don't remeber due to the cold. A pack of about 12 quads arrive and me and Robby Who split. After we leave there is some interest about stripping that I heard about later, but I didn't care as the girls I had the chance to meet were not exactly "high-caliber" Plus one was a bitch and I have a girlfriend better than anyone else anyways. I'll stop and move onto new year's eve eve.
New Year's Eve Eve, December 30
-The only defining part of this day is that ashley arrives home and I get to see her for about 20 minutes toawards the end of the night (around 11:30). I meet her after playing X Box at my friends house. I came out on top two outta three times and have been code named "Noodle."
New Year's Eve, December 31: PM
12:00- I rise bright and early to go shopping for part supplies for my NY's party.
2:15-Me and Robby Who head out to E.B.'s a restuarant who's wings are the absolute best, and completely unparralleled.
5:00-I make the phone calls and get all snazzed up for the night.
7:00 I have picked up the champagne and a few friends, so we head to my house as the guest begin to arrive.
7:27-As we are still waiting for a few people, one of my friend's cars gets backed into so we have to deal with this mess. Our reservations are at 8.
7:59-We send out some people to go to the restaurant and tell them not to sacrifice our tables.
8:11-The rest of the guest finally arive and we leave for the restuarnt (which is on average about 15 minutes away).
8:29-we arrive at the restaurant.
8:31-We are all seated.
8:32-My friends asks "Hey, Wheres Kara (another friend, obviously).
8:33-I leave the restaurant.
8:37-I arrive at Kara's house (right next to mine).
8:51-We get back to the restaurant.
9:30-we read our fortune cookies and leave.
~A More detailed accoount of the night later~
````Adam````