The Day After Solstice and Before Christmas Eve Sort Of...
A few things have been on my mind lately. I've had a lot of time to think, especially since I haven't written anything (to you at least) in quite a few days. Much has changed since we last spoke. Here are a few of my latest quirks: Why is it keyboards are so poorly designed that sixteen ounces of spilled Coca-Cola can freeze up a spacebar for life? What day is better for an anniversary: Christmas or New Years? (Winter Solstice was ixneyed on the fact that "shortest day of the year" wasn't a good metaphor for a beginning relationship).Why is it the events you always look forward to are cancelled only days (and sometimes hours) before? Where do you take a girl whom you are attached to for a Christmas date, especially if you know she's going to be gone all Christmas break? What is the proper punishment for a friend who follows you all the way to your girlfriend's house with the lights of his Lincoln turned off, simply so he can pretend to kill you on the road and zip past screaming vulgar nicknames? Is it in fact legal to kill a friend who has just recently given you rides all over? And in what states? (Just Kidding on that last one) Why is it critics spend all their time tearing apart plays and novels, when they could simply look at the comics everyday and just laugh? And how many film critics have high blood pressure? When is Blink 182 playing in the Massachusetts or Conneticut area again? And when is BNL? And what exactly does BLT stand for? Is it like BMG or BBC? Maybe its more like a BB Mak or just a Big Mac in general? Is BB Mak as deadly as a Big Mac, if not in terms of content then in terms of grease? Why does no one listen to jazz any more? Has anyone seen the Blues Brothers for sale on DVD? What exactly is a mission from God? Does it have anything to do with the Crusades, Spam, and the Ladies Man? When are Horatio Sanz and Will Ferrel going to hook up? Do I even want to know? This is how my brain works at one in the morning. If you have any comments, please contact me. Ridiculing a perfect stranger has been known to result in an ego boost!