AHHHHH ( Read more... )

I veto Julia Roberts. As an entity on the whole.

I just...I veto her.

I'M AN LJ SCAB!

This article is so cute!!! NATURAL IDENTICAL QUADS!!! Just like those little girls on the Discovery Channel!

I was making 'awww' sounds in my head. And then I read the comments people and left and sdkjgfhsdf!! ARE YOU JOKING?!?!

Whatever. CUTE BABIES!

( And just because they are TOO CUTE FOR WORDS and have the CUTEST NAMES EVER! The SUPERQUADS! )

Ugh. I'm so over this layout and ready for a new one ( Read more... )

I was going through my computer files and I found like, a ton of unfinished fanfic that I don't remember writing at all or that I know will never get done ( Read more... )

( Do you straighten your hair?!?!? )

Me: Lauren, change your fucking calendar!
Lauren: No! It's not fucking April 1st yet, I'm waiting!
Me: Wait, OH! Guess what!! APRIL FOOLS! ....wait....
Lauren: Oh.
Me: (looks at calendar) It's going to be May.
Lauren: (confused) Yeah.
Me: What the FUCK just happened?!?

Hello all!

I need some assistance.
If you guys wanted to maybe suggest some poets or poems that you particularly like, I'd be SO INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL.

I'm looking to read some new and different stuff and I thought I'd start with you all.

Please?!??

What do you all think that this could POSSIBLY be?!?

And who wants to buy it and find out.

It seems a little fishy if you ask meeeeeee.