What just happened!
Me: Lauren, change your fucking calendar!
Lauren: No! It's not fucking April 1st yet, I'm waiting!
Me: Wait, OH! Guess what!! APRIL FOOLS! ....wait....
Lauren: Oh.
Me: (looks at calendar) It's going to be May.
Lauren: (confused) Yeah.
Me: What the FUCK just happened?!?
Lauren: No! It's not fucking April 1st yet, I'm waiting!
Me: Wait, OH! Guess what!! APRIL FOOLS! ....wait....
Lauren: Oh.
Me: (looks at calendar) It's going to be May.
Lauren: (confused) Yeah.
Me: What the FUCK just happened?!?