You know what flippin' sucks balls?!

Migraines.

Know what sucks DONKEY BALLS?!

Migraines when you have ASS-LOADS of work to do.

katrina87, I need to chat with you about a pressing matter involving my application to David Fucking Foster Wallace's Fiction class. Help.

First of all, straight up, I love Salt & Vinegar Chips. They are my favorite chips. Ever. Since I was, like, seven and my uncle served them to us with Sour Cream to dip in, which I only occasionally did because I liked them plain so much ( Read more... )

So, I decided that I am going to write about my life with OCD because the people on the Tyra Banks Show are such a vocal majority and I'm not anything like them and people don't even understand when I tell them because no one would ever know. I don't touch things seven times or anything like that, but, there are certain things that I do that I know ( Read more... )

I have the flu.
And for everyone out there that knows how busy I am... You know the timing could not suck more.

I'm hungry, but I have to fast until 2:45, when I have my blood tested. Grr. I want some fish for dinner. There had better be fish tonight.