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Title: Primeval Christmas
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Pairing/Characters: variety
Warning/s: Crack, Fluff, Short, may have been done before, but I missed it, unbetaed.
Summary: Too short for a summary I think
Nick Cutter looked into the room were all the anomaly detection gear was, Connor Temple had been the last person to fall asleep.
All Christmas eve the detection equipment had been going off.
so Aside from him, Captain Ryan, Captain Becker and their teams, every member of the ARC team was asleep.
Even Lester was slumped over his desk, his hair in disarray and his suit rumpled.
Nick looked up from where his was about to fall asleep himself, the sun was coming up outside the window, and Ryan and Becker had arrived with their teams, all of them whispering urgently to each other, until one of them saw him.
"Ah, Professor Cutter, you're awake."
"Did you find the anomalies?"
"Yes Sir, and it was really quite strange."
"How So?"
"Well Sir, even though we saw the anomaly, nothing ever came out, but something always went in."
"I see, what was it?"
"A large number of airborne reindeer and a giant red sled, holding a large man in a red suit and a giant sack of presents."
"You saw Santa?"
"Yes sir....he'd finish an area and pull out a device, when he pressed something on it's side, it opened an anomaly and he flew into it, this happened many times in different areas."
"So that's how he gets everywhere in one night..... both of your teams saw him?"
"Yes Sir."
"Did he see you?"
"He Did...actually, he asked a favour Sir."
Nick's eyes widened as he looked out the door, sitting just outside of it was a pile of presents as high as his neck and wider than the three Soldiers standing side by side in front of it.
"Could you Help us bring these in?"
As they all worked on the pile, the others began to wake up one by one, and pretty soon every gift was in the door and being handed out to the people whose names were on them.
As presents were unwrapped, and the soldiers told their story, the sun rose high in the sky, until happy and joyful, most of the staff had gone back to sleep.
Nick and Ryan where both nearly asleep when Ryan spoke up.
"Your wife was there as well."
"Really, did she say anything?"
"I'm not sure, her voice was muffled by the very large bag of coal on top of her."
The End.
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Pairing/Characters: variety
Warning/s: Crack, Fluff, Short, may have been done before, but I missed it, unbetaed.
Summary: Too short for a summary I think
Nick Cutter looked into the room were all the anomaly detection gear was, Connor Temple had been the last person to fall asleep.
All Christmas eve the detection equipment had been going off.
so Aside from him, Captain Ryan, Captain Becker and their teams, every member of the ARC team was asleep.
Even Lester was slumped over his desk, his hair in disarray and his suit rumpled.
Nick looked up from where his was about to fall asleep himself, the sun was coming up outside the window, and Ryan and Becker had arrived with their teams, all of them whispering urgently to each other, until one of them saw him.
"Ah, Professor Cutter, you're awake."
"Did you find the anomalies?"
"Yes Sir, and it was really quite strange."
"How So?"
"Well Sir, even though we saw the anomaly, nothing ever came out, but something always went in."
"I see, what was it?"
"A large number of airborne reindeer and a giant red sled, holding a large man in a red suit and a giant sack of presents."
"You saw Santa?"
"Yes sir....he'd finish an area and pull out a device, when he pressed something on it's side, it opened an anomaly and he flew into it, this happened many times in different areas."
"So that's how he gets everywhere in one night..... both of your teams saw him?"
"Yes Sir."
"Did he see you?"
"He Did...actually, he asked a favour Sir."
Nick's eyes widened as he looked out the door, sitting just outside of it was a pile of presents as high as his neck and wider than the three Soldiers standing side by side in front of it.
"Could you Help us bring these in?"
As they all worked on the pile, the others began to wake up one by one, and pretty soon every gift was in the door and being handed out to the people whose names were on them.
As presents were unwrapped, and the soldiers told their story, the sun rose high in the sky, until happy and joyful, most of the staff had gone back to sleep.
Nick and Ryan where both nearly asleep when Ryan spoke up.
"Your wife was there as well."
"Really, did she say anything?"
"I'm not sure, her voice was muffled by the very large bag of coal on top of her."
The End.