About a dog that was brought in with a mysterious lump... which turned out to be some gum that was stuck in its fur.

( Ew. Don't read this. )

I went out and did some today. And because I have no impulse control, I came home with a "Robot Water Blaster", which according to the packaging is "Great Fun!" Oh, and also a choking hazard ( Read more... )

That's right, deepdiscountdvd.com, I am speaking to YOU. And what I want to say to you is this:

For the love of Hello Kitty and all she stands for, please stop having sales! Because your sales are really almost frighteningly good, and I can't even discourage myself by muttering darkly that you'll get me on shipping, because you ship for FREE ( Read more... )

The mailman comes crazily early at my new apartment. *Go mailman! It's your birthday!* This is a happy thing, because I get my mail now before I have to head off to work. And there is always something exciting about checking my mail (I'm a dork. I accept it.) even though I mostly just get junk mail.

Oh, and Netflix. That totally justifies being ( Read more... )