About a dog that was brought in with a mysterious lump... which turned out to be some gum that was stuck in its fur.
"Because, you know, dogs sometimes spontaneously produce gum from their bodies."
"Yes, they have a gum duct."
"Ew!"
"(giggling)"
"That would be weird. 'Look, he made raspberry!'"
"EWWWWWW!!!"
"(more giggling)"
I'm not sure if working at a vet's has warped my sense of humor, or if it was already warped to begin with.
By the way: today The Tortie put a toy turtle in my shoe. The Tortie is weird.
SSC: I bought a Matchbox 20 CD. If that doesn't fall into the category of "guilty pleasures," I don't know what does.