The worst part about new piercings is how they fuck with your sleeping positions for days/weeks afterwards. I love sleeping on my side, pressed right up against the wall. The wall is on the wrong side. Why not just put your pillows on the other side of the bed? Because I've been using my headboard as storage and I've already broken one glass in the ( Read more... )

This tuesday I had absolutely nothing to do, which is usually wonderful except that Tuesdays are the days that "I can one-up all the bad shit in your life no matter what motherfucker" Cliff comes to clean our house. So I got up at 7 and was out of the house before he even showed up ( Read more... )