I was just reminded of something that happened long, long ago, back when my own personal plumbing equipment was first starting to do its adult thing. In those days, my Mom cautioned me against tampons. In her mind, using a tampon was like being fingerblasted by Satan himself, and she'd have none of it for herself or her daughters ( Read more... )

The Close Shave

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple ( Read more... )

Too bizarre not to share. NSFW.


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I'm not pointing fingers at anyone in particular, because this is an issue I've been encountering over and over again for decades. But, I am intrigued by how it's more culturally acceptable for a man to show progress photos of physique development than it is for a woman. Why is this the case? Discuss!


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(I wrote this seven years ago, and thought I'd share it again. Enjoy my pain, motherfuckers!Herein lies a story which contains too much information to relate, yet that has not stopped me from sharing. Be warned ( Read more... )

Get well, soon! ( So NSFW. Only safe for Bevin, really. )

I just told Amelia that from the inside, DVDA looks like a porcupine ( Read more... )

Too much caffeine. My interior is vibrating like mad. Ack!

I want to share a few print oddities with you. First up is a spam I received. Mary Atoo writes,hi ( Read more... )

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