Did you know that the mandrake is supposed to shriek when you pull it from the ground? Well, my wallet is going to be doing a lot of shrieking because I owe m0mmy $26 (phone), the landlord $490 (rent), the electric company an undisclosed sum, and the University $100 (parking permit and Latin texts). No pizza for me.

In fact, nothing for me anytime ( Read more... )