My first question is, how can you make vampires boring? I mean, I've read pretentious, annoying and angst-ridden, but boring? The Historian manages it, though. And it's about Dracula. He's the grandaddy vamp of them all. He should at the VERY LEAST be pleasantly campy. But no. All you've got are 600+ pages of pointless, plotless, massively boring,
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