[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 09]

[shadesofevil]

...Yes, yes, it all makes sense now. Darkness is the only path to truth. Only by casting aside my humanity and embracing the shadows can I find the power to gain true power!

Here, at the start of everything, it begins. The accumulated filth of their lesbian orgies and awkward love triangles will foam up about their waists, and the manjuu and

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[forever_static]

Oh for fuck's sake. I leave you alone for two seconds and you reduce yourself to this.

[shadesofevil]

Ahh, Anti-Spiral, how excellent to see you! Join me, and we can rule the world as father and son.

[forever_static]

Oh like I've never heard that one before.

…If I refuse can we have a lightsaber fight?

[shadesofevil]

Honestly?

Yes.

[forever_static]

All right.

Let's do this.

*lightsaber igniting sound*

[shadesofevil]

*bzzzrm*

Search your feelings.

You know it to be true.

[forever_static]

*crrrrcccchhhh*

Oh nooooo. That's impossible.

[shadesofevil]

Kamina never told you what happened to your father.

*zapzapzzzzch*

[forever_static]

Kamina wasn't even alive in the series when I become the villain.

But yeah I kind of assumed you killed him.

My father, I mean. Not Kamina.

*wish--spin move!--crackpowssssh*

[shadesofevil]

He was impeding my plans. Nothing can stand in the way of the darkness. Not even you.

*Force virus-leap, zzzzpzapslash*

[forever_static]

*vrrrrcchh, leap upward, triple backflip*

It's over, Albert! I have the high ground!

[shadesofevil]

Tsk. My death will only make me stronger than you can possibly imagine.

[forever_static]

No no no.

You're supposed to to say:

"You underestimate my power!" then do some terrible spinny flip move at me so I can lop off three of your limbs.

[shadesofevil]

Oh. My bad, sorry.

You underestimate my power!

*spinny flip*

[forever_static]

*lops off three of his limbs*

You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the… uh…

…Yeah, I don't know.