[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 09]

[shadesofevil]

...Yes, yes, it all makes sense now. Darkness is the only path to truth. Only by casting aside my humanity and embracing the shadows can I find the power to gain true power!

Here, at the start of everything, it begins. The accumulated filth of their lesbian orgies and awkward love triangles will foam up about their waists, and the manjuu and

Comments

[future_is_gold]

This sounds like a job for Supermannova!

[shadesofevil]

Supernova! Blast, you've been a thorn in my side for far too long now. It's time we end this once and for all.

Permanently.

[future_is_gold]

You're all talk, Wesker! We both know that you can never win!

[shadesofevil]

HAH! Hardly. My power has grown beyond anything you could ever possibly hope to imagine! I am a god!!!!!1!!!

[death_the_dad]

[Eats the last New York meatball hoagie to be found within this realm.]

[shadesofevil]

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REVENGE WILL BE MINE.

[death_the_dad]

K!

[dialwforwizard]

I can take down your reign of evil with a single word!

[shadesofevil]

Fool! How little you know. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!

By destroying it!

1/2

[dialwforwizard]

But that means that...so then...*mutter mutter*

[dialwforwizard]

Fuck it. Fuego! *fire everywhere!*

[forever_static]

Oh for fuck's sake. I leave you alone for two seconds and you reduce yourself to this.

[shadesofevil]

Ahh, Anti-Spiral, how excellent to see you! Join me, and we can rule the world as father and son.

[forever_static]

Oh like I've never heard that one before.

…If I refuse can we have a lightsaber fight?

[shadesofevil]

Honestly?

Yes.

[mokomanjuu]

*touches*

[shadesofevil]

I NEED AN ADULT

[mokomanjuu]

*holds out candy*

[shadesofevil]

Mokona get out