Never underestimate a Redneck ( Read more... )

The Mayonnaise JarWhen things in your life seem, Almost too much to handle ( Read more... )

This is from an e-mail a friend sent me today. LOLThe boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning ( Read more... )

Got this in an e-mail from my mom this morning! Since I'm a musician, it was especially funny!!

The Dilettante's Dictionary of MusicALLREGRETTO: When you're 16 measures into the piece and realize you took too fast a tempo ( Read more... )

WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes ( Read more... )

I got this e-mail a few days ago and wanted to share. This is for all the LSU fans out there ( Read more... )

Some of these, I actually already knew, but I thought this was quite interesting!

( Weird Things You Would Never Know!! )

( When you see this on your way out the door in the morning... )

( Ponder, if you will... )

Some people on my flist have already seen this, but I wanted to share it with everyone!

( Star Wars Top Ten! )