Five times Vala was whinier than usual, but Sam kissed her anyway lilyleia78May 23 2011, 02:09:46 UTC
1 - "Samantha," Vala said, voice that special timbre of pleading that she insisted was not whining, "why must Daniel be so vexing?"
Sam pushed aside her papers with a sigh - clearly she wouldn't be getting anymore work done in the near future. "What have you done to 'vex' him?" she asked
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1. The time that Vala appeared in the doorway of Sam's lab and announced that she had a plan to get Daniel to stop ignoring her. She wanted to publicly make out with Sam in front of Daniel to get his attention. Sam immediately said no, and Vala began to whine and complain. Finally, Sam kissed her to stop her wailing
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I just had that argument with my brother-in-law a few hours ago! He thought there was no good reason to carry a nail clipper on an airplane. I pointed out that it can be very uncomfortable when your broken nail keeps getting snagged on everything. I don't think I was very convincing.
i went on a trip with my brother in 2009 & got hangnails on nearly every finger, so of course they kept getting caught on everything. i asked my dad to have a nail clipper in the car when he picked ups up at the airport.
Five times Vala was whinier than usual, but Sam kissed her anyway (Part 1 of 2)skieswideopenMay 23 2011, 21:14:44 UTC
1. "You're honestly going to leave me like this? Alone, in bed, while you go off-world? I could die while you're gone!"
Sam suppressed a sigh and continued to button her shirt. "Vala, you have a cold. You'll be fine. Just get some rest and drink some soup and watch daytime TV."
"Oh, that's what you say now! But when you and Mitchell get captured and it takes Teal'c a week to rescue you, you realize I'm going to starve to death here in your apartment. It's not as if you have much in the way of food here."
"Vala," Sam said patiently, "the Ifrani are our allies. We aren't going to be captured. And even if we are, I have faith that you'll manage to find the supermarket on your own." She leaned down and brushed a quick kiss across Vala's lips. "Be good. Get well. I'll see you tonight."
2. "I don't like this place," Vala said, wrapping her arms around her torso. "It's cold and damp and it smells, and there are no beds, and did you see the way that guard was looking at us
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Five times Vala was whinier than usual, but Sam kissed her anyway (Part 2 of 2)skieswideopenMay 23 2011, 21:15:36 UTC
4. "How much further do we have to go?"
"At least another five miles," Sam said. "Which is only a hundred feet less than the last time you asked that question."
"I can't help it!" Vala said. "My feet hurt. It's these new boots they insisted I wear. I think I'm getting a blister. Actually, I think my whole foot is going to be one giant blister. Both feet, even."
"Did you want to take a break?" Sam asked. "You could try changing your socks; it might help."
"I don't have any spares," Vala said.
"How could you not bring extra socks?"
"There wasn't room for them and my hair dryer
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Re: Five times Vala was whinier than usual, but Sam kissed her anyway (Part 2 of 2)fallon_ashMay 26 2011, 22:15:05 UTC
Heee!! These are awesome! Love how in #2 Sam has to explain how it's a prison they're in... and #5 is just too sweet, poor Vala. (Hee!: "I had to promise to do follow orders on the next three missions!") Thanks! :)
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“It’s good! Everything Ben&Jerry’s makes is good.”
“Brownie Batter. When you know that I love….”
“Just taste it. C’mon.”
“Well, all right. But it isn’t Chocolate Fudge Brownie!”
“Mmm. Mmm. Am I right?”
“Well, it isn’t… umpf!”
2. “My head is full of what you so aptly call ‘snot’ and I sound like a female impersonator who isn’t fooling anyone.”
“I think you sound sexy.”
“I don’t feel sexy. I feel snotty. And warm. Feverishly warm.”
“Doctor Lam said your temperature was normal.”
“What does she know? I’m not from your planet. Perhaps my temperature is meant to be… umpf!”
3. “No one likes being ignored, Samantha.”
“I wasn’t ignoring you! I was busy doing my job!”
“Oh, I suppose you’re implying that I wasn’t?
“Did I say that?”
“I can hear between the lines you know.”
“Honey.”
“Don’t... patronize me. That really annoys me. I’ll have you know… umpf!”
4. “This is boring“Shopping for kitchen appliances isn’t meant to be exciting ( ... )
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Sam pushed aside her papers with a sigh - clearly she wouldn't be getting anymore work done in the near future. "What have you done to 'vex' him?" she asked ( ... )
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Sam suppressed a sigh and continued to button her shirt. "Vala, you have a cold. You'll be fine. Just get some rest and drink some soup and watch daytime TV."
"Oh, that's what you say now! But when you and Mitchell get captured and it takes Teal'c a week to rescue you, you realize I'm going to starve to death here in your apartment. It's not as if you have much in the way of food here."
"Vala," Sam said patiently, "the Ifrani are our allies. We aren't going to be captured. And even if we are, I have faith that you'll manage to find the supermarket on your own." She leaned down and brushed a quick kiss across Vala's lips. "Be good. Get well. I'll see you tonight."
2. "I don't like this place," Vala said, wrapping her arms around her torso. "It's cold and damp and it smells, and there are no beds, and did you see the way that guard was looking at us ( ... )
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AWESOME!
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"At least another five miles," Sam said. "Which is only a hundred feet less than the last time you asked that question."
"I can't help it!" Vala said. "My feet hurt. It's these new boots they insisted I wear. I think I'm getting a blister. Actually, I think my whole foot is going to be one giant blister. Both feet, even."
"Did you want to take a break?" Sam asked. "You could try changing your socks; it might help."
"I don't have any spares," Vala said.
"How could you not bring extra socks?"
"There wasn't room for them and my hair dryer ( ... )
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I imagine there are a lot of people who feel the same way. :D
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