Well today I went to the gym to get sexier if thats at all possible. Me and the ladies, aka my sisters minus Diana, went swimming and michael came over and grilled corn...always remember to grill it with the husk on. Then we laid in tubes in the hott tub and wished it would rain. Some advice: don't get in a hot tub when its 90 degrees. I just made ( Read more... )

Imagine a sight so great you have to wear goggles so you didn't go blind....a sight so spectacular u gasp each time you see it...a sight so magnificent you feel insignificant in its presence. What do you see? *Climatic Star Wars background music* YOU SEE THE WALLY! Yes it is me again, your stupendous and revered leader of social affairs. The last ( Read more... )

Your Penis Name is: Free Willy

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Your Boobies' Names Are: Siegfried and Roy

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This shout out goes to a smelly ogre by the name of Leigh and sometimes known as Carmen. She can be real mean sometimes and may have stolen Michael's innocence unless Katie got to it first. Lets see what exciting things have happened in Wally's life recently? Well today i got my Adidas Superstar II tennis shoes which look uber sexy on me. My ( Read more... )

Today was an angry day for me. All of my bottled rage has been released and the day ended peacefully with an italian ice and a nice chat with Leigh. Speaking of Leigh...well I better not reveal that on the net...:) I have decided that this is the week where I pretend to have PMS because I think guys should get a week where they can be angry and ( Read more... )

I would like to apologize in general to all my friends for being such a jerk all of the time ( Read more... )

On Friday, January 21st at 3:23 PM Moesha was hit yet again by a car much larger then she. This time it was a large F-150 smacking her in the ass...if you know what I mean. My back left tail light is mangled and the bumper is scratched up but I feel bad for Austin cause he has to pay for it himself. The FM Auto people down on OBT, my favorite area ( Read more... )

I forgot to talk about the shorts I found on the dock today! I will now clal them "penis shorts" because many guys use mesh shorts as boxers. Anyway I decided to wrap them around Leigh's head then whip Kelly in the face with them. So now they have penis faces! HAHAH! It took 3 of them including Mike to hold me down and wrap them around my neck...I ( Read more... )

Now wouldn't it be mean to reveal Smelanie's mystery lover? Remember I do trade secrets for a living...j/k! Today in the life of Wally a thunderstorm named Dr. Saulpaugh's enlgish test rained destruction on Wallyville. (homes starting from the $500,000's!) I totally failed because how was I supposed to know that Coleridge guy smoked opium?! I also ( Read more... )