Smelanie likes....
Now wouldn't it be mean to reveal Smelanie's mystery lover? Remember I do trade secrets for a living...j/k! Today in the life of Wally a thunderstorm named Dr. Saulpaugh's enlgish test rained destruction on Wallyville. (homes starting from the $500,000's!) I totally failed because how was I supposed to know that Coleridge guy smoked opium?! I also took a Nixon quiz, or should I say coloring in the lines test, today that must have been written by a toddler or a drunken Jordan because I needed no economics concepts at all to complete it. After the quiz he asked me if it was any easier to undertsand now and I started to giggle and ran for the door pretending not to hear him. If only we could send him back to the military for our money back... The answers to Dr. Bechts online U. Texas homework has also magically turned up before the homework was due again which was quite fortunate for those of us who have contracted Senioritis and planned not on even doing 1 problem. If you are reading htis and panicing the answers may be found in Lindsey's LJ. Smelanie only works one day this week that lazy Je- *cough* woman. I heard a funny joke today...Adam and Eveil. Haha! Get it?! <---Biblical reference...sorry Smelanie it may be differently worded in the Torah. A couple of days ago I held Murph over the lake at school and she screamed and wiggled like a baby on crack...Now is it smart to wiggle and push at the person who is dangling you over a freezing lake? I think not. Katie almost killed Michael the other day when she got her license...it appears she really does roll through red lights and stop signs! At dinner the other night that bitch at Ale House gave us a table for 5 when we had nine...I hope she gets run over by a semi. Adrian was also harrassed in the parking lot by a man 9ft tall, weighing 350 lbs., and driving a 18-wheeler. He had a bushy beard and was holding an axe and threatened Adrian after he followed him down a deserted road. How could Adrian be so stupid? Anyway I am going to go watch some Law and Order or whatever twisted cop show is on tonight. Your mom goes to college!