Here's something my old pal Dan Caffrey told me: not everything is AMAZING. And if it is, the "amazing" thing in question deserves a more thorough description. How credible would I be to say that the new Kanye West album is "amazing"? I've heard the term thrown around more than a tennis ball, ripped to shreds like my dog would to the green orb, and ( Read more... )

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It's mid-summer. What began as another wretched, time-wasting summer solstice has suddenly become a harvest of new ideas, opportunites and excitement. I'm never quite sure how I end up in the situations I get into, as I prefer to effect people's lives on a small, individual basis and then fade away. That might sound very vague and pretentious to ( Read more... )

It's Wednesday night, or should I say it was. After an 8pm nap, I awoke to discover that my phone was not ringing off the hook, nor was I being stampeded with instant messages from friends wanting to spend the eveing with me. I don't mean to complain nor imply that I had expected anything different, though it has been some time now since I've had a ( Read more... )

I must give shoutouts/props/thanks to Liz lizziebunny for sending me Photoshop 7.0. This now puts her at the top of my list for COOLEST PERSON EVER, with Thomas Edison a few notches under.

Underneath Thomas Edison (though gaining momentum) is Dan Caffrey j9caf, who let me borrow Takashi Miike's controversial film Ichi the Killer. While the gore wasn't as shocking ( Read more... )