The Logical Next Step
Everybody wish Derek (thedeuceproject) a happy birthday and make a donation to our Buy Us a Championship Belt fund
* * *
Today I ran into Chelsea McInnis (the_rachelseas), and I asked her: "Aren't you supposed to be in Detriot?", to which she answered: "So, how are you?"
"I hate college."
"Me too, this is the first time I've been here in weeks. It's so hard for me to force myself to go here."
"It's hard for me too, and I only have to walk a few feet (actually miles) to my classes."
Silence.
"Oh! And I got these cool pro-athiest bumper stickers at that booth over there!"
I showed her my three free pieces of propoganda, with these phrases on them:
"God's Love SUCKS!"
"The Logical Next Step Is ATHEISM!"
And my personal favorite:
"Nothing Fails LIKE PRAYER!"
To be technical, I am defined as an agnostic, but that doesn't take away from the joy these bumper stickers gave me. The kind of joy a christian gets when he imagines Jesus' glowing cock flailing about unscathed on the cross. He's hung alright!
Ironically, I need to write a paper tonight for my Introduction to World Religions class which would be a preview of sorts to my final paper where I would have to research a religion that I am unfamiliar with, and cannot predominately western (which leaves Christianity and Judaism out of the question). For this, I must practice the "Dialouge Decalouge", which states that the above comments about Jesus' cock deserve the death sentence. Anyway, I'm thinking about doing this paper on Buddhism, though I am open to any other suggestions. I don't want to be like every other hippy in that class who thinks they know about Buddhism because they read Siddhartha.
Alex
* * *
Today I ran into Chelsea McInnis (the_rachelseas), and I asked her: "Aren't you supposed to be in Detriot?", to which she answered: "So, how are you?"
"I hate college."
"Me too, this is the first time I've been here in weeks. It's so hard for me to force myself to go here."
"It's hard for me too, and I only have to walk a few feet (actually miles) to my classes."
Silence.
"Oh! And I got these cool pro-athiest bumper stickers at that booth over there!"
I showed her my three free pieces of propoganda, with these phrases on them:
"God's Love SUCKS!"
"The Logical Next Step Is ATHEISM!"
And my personal favorite:
"Nothing Fails LIKE PRAYER!"
To be technical, I am defined as an agnostic, but that doesn't take away from the joy these bumper stickers gave me. The kind of joy a christian gets when he imagines Jesus' glowing cock flailing about unscathed on the cross. He's hung alright!
Ironically, I need to write a paper tonight for my Introduction to World Religions class which would be a preview of sorts to my final paper where I would have to research a religion that I am unfamiliar with, and cannot predominately western (which leaves Christianity and Judaism out of the question). For this, I must practice the "Dialouge Decalouge", which states that the above comments about Jesus' cock deserve the death sentence. Anyway, I'm thinking about doing this paper on Buddhism, though I am open to any other suggestions. I don't want to be like every other hippy in that class who thinks they know about Buddhism because they read Siddhartha.
Alex