Nov 30, 2004 16:58
To all my sexy fans that are so much in disbelief of my sexiness that they cannot stop reading my inscriptions,
Today I have discovered the sweet sting of victory! After numerous failed attemps of removing my body from the beautiful, sexy couch... I discovered that a bee had incidently crawled in the space between my leg and ze chair, where it persisted to sting me to free itself from the embrace of my beautiful, hairy legs...
the forceful impact of it's stinger into my leg caused the seperation process that was required, and, within seconds, i was able to jump to my feet in complete freedom!!
After this delightful event, I then sat down again after discovering I have lack of things to do...