Kisses of death!!
To my sexy journal that is so full of heat that it can light the reader on fire with it's PASSION and SEXINESS,
Today was another struggle to free myself from ze plethora of people that find me so attractive. Once exiting my sexy appartment/rundown getto unit, i was walking peacefully along the street when all ze women around me started pointing and screaming (RICKY!!! IT'S HIM!!! AHH!! RICKY!!! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!).
They then began to chase me, mistaking my sexy body for Ricky Martin. I ran and ran and finally escaped them and their taco kisses of death by running into the male toliet facilities of a local park. Ze unbelievable thing was that all ze time when i was running, there was a spanish/italian gay male running infront of me, who thought they were chasing him!! in your pleasurable dreams compadre'!!
I also bought a muscle-shirt today. I like to buy them 5 sizes to small so people can see my well-defined features. My stomach only has a small overflow of 30cm. It was a nice fit. The woman at the counter when inspecting my purchase said "you are a crime to nature", I knew that she said this because to cover any part of my skin is a crime, so i got a size smaller, just to please her.
An exhilarating day, but most satisfying,
Your Sexy-Cake,
edwardo
xxx
Today was another struggle to free myself from ze plethora of people that find me so attractive. Once exiting my sexy appartment/rundown getto unit, i was walking peacefully along the street when all ze women around me started pointing and screaming (RICKY!!! IT'S HIM!!! AHH!! RICKY!!! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!).
They then began to chase me, mistaking my sexy body for Ricky Martin. I ran and ran and finally escaped them and their taco kisses of death by running into the male toliet facilities of a local park. Ze unbelievable thing was that all ze time when i was running, there was a spanish/italian gay male running infront of me, who thought they were chasing him!! in your pleasurable dreams compadre'!!
I also bought a muscle-shirt today. I like to buy them 5 sizes to small so people can see my well-defined features. My stomach only has a small overflow of 30cm. It was a nice fit. The woman at the counter when inspecting my purchase said "you are a crime to nature", I knew that she said this because to cover any part of my skin is a crime, so i got a size smaller, just to please her.
An exhilarating day, but most satisfying,
Your Sexy-Cake,
edwardo
xxx