Day 3

Jun 29, 2006 21:39

I tried to update this earlier, buuuuttttt, it obviously didn't work. It's almost ten, and I should definitly be studying for the history test I have tomorrow, but there are too many distractions. I'll put it off for at least a little while more.

Last night the gang sat around chillaxing and we discovered someting I had suspected all along. We are a bunch of virgins with eye problems who have overly large lexicons.

Apparently Adam, the other Jew, isn't actually gay. He's had like six girlfriends. I was fooled. We're going to read Old Man in the Sea together and compare interpretations. Yea nerds!

Maybemaybemaybe if I'm a very good girl, my friends will take me to Yellow Springs on Friday, because I have no class that day. Or maybe they'll just come visit me. If we do go, I'll need to procure some hott t-shirts and a present for Samson while I'm there.

Today in World History Since 1500 I learned how to remove a human heart in under two minutes. Apparently the Aztecs sacraficed 20,000 humans in four days. Impressive, huh? If anyone's up for mass human slaughter, I guess I'm your girl.

Word of the day: punctilious - Strictly attentive to minute details of form in action or conduct.

*Today's word of the day provided by Daniel Carrol
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