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Elaine (Samson) is here with me, and, for your viewing pleasure, we have created a list of the top ten things that only nerds would do. If these apply, we can be friends. If none apply, what the hell are you doing? Go pick up some Hemmingway and dorkify yourself immediatly.
Top Ten Things Nerds Would Do/Be/Have
10. Virgins
9. Vision problems
8. Overprotective parents
7. Livejournals
6. Inability to preform physical activities, including Lauren's inability to ride a bicycle uphill.
5. Conversations about the mechanics of sex
4. Fear of everything and anything. Including Elaine's fear of hamsters.
3. Nerd-dar - like gaydar, but involves much more emphasis on thick glasses and pocket protectors
2. Food allergies, in fact, allergies of any kind. Including Elaine's allergies to grapes.
1. Make lists about things nerds do in order to attract other nerds to hang out with them.
Thank you, thank you, we know, we're nerds.
Top Ten Things Nerds Would Do/Be/Have
10. Virgins
9. Vision problems
8. Overprotective parents
7. Livejournals
6. Inability to preform physical activities, including Lauren's inability to ride a bicycle uphill.
5. Conversations about the mechanics of sex
4. Fear of everything and anything. Including Elaine's fear of hamsters.
3. Nerd-dar - like gaydar, but involves much more emphasis on thick glasses and pocket protectors
2. Food allergies, in fact, allergies of any kind. Including Elaine's allergies to grapes.
1. Make lists about things nerds do in order to attract other nerds to hang out with them.
Thank you, thank you, we know, we're nerds.