Overheard (H/D, PG-13)
Title: Overheard
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 250
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, various Slytherins
Summary: Harry hears some interesting and somewhat disturbing conversations as he passes through the Slytherin common room with Draco.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Challenges: Written for the AWDT's prompts of:
- But it doesn't sound intimate. It sounds...well...brutal.
- His/her sex life is too porny.
- Can't you see that I'm not well?
- You're like sunshine on a cloudy day.
- Use the words - bulbous, water, banana, heaven, and donkey.
- It's not enough.
Overheard
Harry hesitantly followed Draco into the Slytherin common room. It was full of mainly upper years chatting amongst themselves; only one glared at him. Harry recognised the fierce looking boy with a bulbous nose as a beater from the Quidditch team. Everyone else just ignored him.
"But it doesn't sound intimate. It sounds...well...brutal," one of the girls whispered to a friend.
"Yeah, her sex life is too porny, if you ask me."
"Merlin in heaven, is that a banana? And a donkey?"
Harry nearly choked, but managed to hold it in. He really could use a glass of water; his throat had suddenly gone completely dry.
"... nicked it from her room. Listen to this. You're like sunshine on a cloudy day."
"Gah! Can't you see that I'm not well? I can't tolerate nauseating sweetness like that on a queasy stomach."
"Must have been from a Hufflepuff."
"Too true."
Harry quietly wondered if Draco was taking his time on purpose. It seemed that all the conversations around him had to do with Slytherins spying on ... well, he wasn't sure of the victims, but still.
"... got him right where we want him."
"Nah, it's not enough. We need real proof. Something embarrassing."
"Or illegal."
"Even better."
As they reached Draco's bedroom, Harry was thankful to see that no other Slytherins were present. And as he realised that his boyfriend hadn't seemed the least bit surprised or bothered by the conversations they overheard, he was even more thankful to be a Gryffindor.
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Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 250
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, various Slytherins
Summary: Harry hears some interesting and somewhat disturbing conversations as he passes through the Slytherin common room with Draco.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Challenges: Written for the AWDT's prompts of:
- But it doesn't sound intimate. It sounds...well...brutal.
- His/her sex life is too porny.
- Can't you see that I'm not well?
- You're like sunshine on a cloudy day.
- Use the words - bulbous, water, banana, heaven, and donkey.
- It's not enough.
Overheard
Harry hesitantly followed Draco into the Slytherin common room. It was full of mainly upper years chatting amongst themselves; only one glared at him. Harry recognised the fierce looking boy with a bulbous nose as a beater from the Quidditch team. Everyone else just ignored him.
"But it doesn't sound intimate. It sounds...well...brutal," one of the girls whispered to a friend.
"Yeah, her sex life is too porny, if you ask me."
"Merlin in heaven, is that a banana? And a donkey?"
Harry nearly choked, but managed to hold it in. He really could use a glass of water; his throat had suddenly gone completely dry.
"... nicked it from her room. Listen to this. You're like sunshine on a cloudy day."
"Gah! Can't you see that I'm not well? I can't tolerate nauseating sweetness like that on a queasy stomach."
"Must have been from a Hufflepuff."
"Too true."
Harry quietly wondered if Draco was taking his time on purpose. It seemed that all the conversations around him had to do with Slytherins spying on ... well, he wasn't sure of the victims, but still.
"... got him right where we want him."
"Nah, it's not enough. We need real proof. Something embarrassing."
"Or illegal."
"Even better."
As they reached Draco's bedroom, Harry was thankful to see that no other Slytherins were present. And as he realised that his boyfriend hadn't seemed the least bit surprised or bothered by the conversations they overheard, he was even more thankful to be a Gryffindor.
.