Hubby: *hearing the washer start up* Oh God! I just heard the sound of money kicking in! * a moment later* Why are you starting that up now, when we're leaving in a few minutes?
Me: When we come back, I can just put it in the dryer. See, there's a method to my madness. *checking clothes* ...Unless my madness means I have no pants. *checks drawers* Yep, that's what it means.
Edit: This is not quite right. Naturally, I thought of you all.
I'm not quite sure where I got it from, it was in my cat macros folder.
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Oh, don't pretend you don't have one too.