Dead people don't read facebook: shit that annoys me.
1. Caylee Anthony is dead. All of your facebook promises not to buy her mom's book just take up space and are annoying.
2. It is safe to assume that people are aware of cancer. Breast cancer, colon cancer, brain cancer, leukemia, you name it - people are aware of it. Also AIDS, autism, mental illness, fibromyalgia, heart disease, diabetes, childhood obesity... people are AWARE. Do you know anyone with those diseases? Then go physically lend them a hand - help clean someone's house, pay off a bill, drive someone to the doctor - then I will believe you actually give a shit.
3. Did you actually call your senator/representative about SOPA/PIPA? Did you actually send them something other than a form e-mail? If you didn't, shut the fuck up and go back to farmville. If you did, you should probably know that it didn't matter anyway - the US government is shutting down websites without bothering with a silly little thing like law. You make want to pick up that phone again.
4. The 1% are not looking at that picture of you holding a sign.
5. Mitt Romney's religion does not matter. Newt Gingrich's love of open marriages don't matter. They are all conservatives, they are all republicans, they are inter-fucking-changable. They suck because they are anti-thingsthataregood, pro-thingsthatsuck. Who they are fucking or praying to doesn't make a difference.
6. I'm irritable. Can you tell?
2. It is safe to assume that people are aware of cancer. Breast cancer, colon cancer, brain cancer, leukemia, you name it - people are aware of it. Also AIDS, autism, mental illness, fibromyalgia, heart disease, diabetes, childhood obesity... people are AWARE. Do you know anyone with those diseases? Then go physically lend them a hand - help clean someone's house, pay off a bill, drive someone to the doctor - then I will believe you actually give a shit.
3. Did you actually call your senator/representative about SOPA/PIPA? Did you actually send them something other than a form e-mail? If you didn't, shut the fuck up and go back to farmville. If you did, you should probably know that it didn't matter anyway - the US government is shutting down websites without bothering with a silly little thing like law. You make want to pick up that phone again.
4. The 1% are not looking at that picture of you holding a sign.
5. Mitt Romney's religion does not matter. Newt Gingrich's love of open marriages don't matter. They are all conservatives, they are all republicans, they are inter-fucking-changable. They suck because they are anti-thingsthataregood, pro-thingsthatsuck. Who they are fucking or praying to doesn't make a difference.
6. I'm irritable. Can you tell?