Writer's Block: Opposite Day
Hmmm...
A very dark-skinned male, tall and obese, who believes in God, hates animals and cars, who loves plane travel and enjoys physical labor but not necessarily doing things with his hands. He'd be a beer drinker but totally uptight when it comes to any other sort of chemical experience - this guy has never so much as smoked a cigarette. He loves the outdoors but doesn't give a shit about conservation, has nerves of steel but is afraid of public speaking, and loves to talk about politics even though he has never voted in a single election. Also, he's a juggalo.
A very dark-skinned male, tall and obese, who believes in God, hates animals and cars, who loves plane travel and enjoys physical labor but not necessarily doing things with his hands. He'd be a beer drinker but totally uptight when it comes to any other sort of chemical experience - this guy has never so much as smoked a cigarette. He loves the outdoors but doesn't give a shit about conservation, has nerves of steel but is afraid of public speaking, and loves to talk about politics even though he has never voted in a single election. Also, he's a juggalo.