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"Reuben, just so you know, I moved your Brita pitcher a little bit more toward the middle so I can fit this cake in here."
Why is there any need to tell me this!? The refrigerator is practically empty. There's plenty of space for both things. The Brita pitcher is still inside and I don't fucking care about whether or not it's six inches from the front or twelve. Jesus! Every little thing that fat idiot has to tell me about.
UPDATE
He didn't even move it! He rotated it! It's on the same shelf right in front. Come on!
Why is there any need to tell me this!? The refrigerator is practically empty. There's plenty of space for both things. The Brita pitcher is still inside and I don't fucking care about whether or not it's six inches from the front or twelve. Jesus! Every little thing that fat idiot has to tell me about.
UPDATE
He didn't even move it! He rotated it! It's on the same shelf right in front. Come on!