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024- And the week's only half over.

Feb 11, 2009 19:44

Dear God Sweet, Merciful, Kind and Loving God,

Whatever it was I did to piss you off so goddamned damned very, very much, I am so fucking very, very sorry. I repent! I repent! I swear, I'll never do it again!

Whatever it takes to make it stop, I'll do it! I'll quit smoking! I'll quit drinking! I'll quit overeating! I'll quit cursing! Anything. ( Read more... )

fuck you simmons, sticky event, -shinigami (death_the_dad), abusing the strike tag something awful, dude. tmi, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, -etna (hailbeautyqueen), yes i'd like some cheese with that whine, -teatime (not_4oclock), let's blame god, curses!, -ledah (thelostseraph), -kallen (ace_of_11s)

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thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:01:42 UTC

Or you could quit smoking right now, cockbite. Secondhand smoke is bad for my lungs!

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:03:59 UTC

...Yeah, I don't think your lungs have to worry about secondhand smoke right now.

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:07:12 UTC

Alright, that's enough pointless chatter. We need to get to bed early if we're going to be up in time for my 5 AM jog.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:11:35 UTC

...That's it, I'm killing myself. Where'd I put my gun?

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:15:55 UTC

I put your gun away. The last thing I need is more dead weight slowing me down.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:20:35 UTC

Give it baaahaaahaaaaaaaack.

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:22:18 UTC

Absolutely not. You can't be trusted to handle your own gun. The last thing we need is an accidental misfire while I'm stuck to your fat ass.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:35:49 UTC

I can handle my weapon just fine when I want to. I can probably handle it better than you handle yours!

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:36:50 UTC

Like hell. I've got more practice with mine and you know it.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:45:06 UTC

I have talent. I always hit the target when I want to.

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:47:42 UTC

Well, maybe if you hit the target more often, we wouldn't always be in these kinds of sticky situations!

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 05:07:18 UTC

Hey, man, keeping us out of shit is your job. My job is to keep my head down and hope things don't explode in my face.

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 05:24:31 UTC

It wouldn't kill you to take the lead, you know. I'd just like to know that you've got my ass covered once in a while.

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