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024- And the week's only half over.

Feb 11, 2009 19:44

Dear God Sweet, Merciful, Kind and Loving God,

Whatever it was I did to piss you off so goddamned damned very, very much, I am so fucking very, very sorry. I repent! I repent! I swear, I'll never do it again!

Whatever it takes to make it stop, I'll do it! I'll quit smoking! I'll quit drinking! I'll quit overeating! I'll quit cursing! Anything. ( Read more... )

fuck you simmons, sticky event, -shinigami (death_the_dad), abusing the strike tag something awful, dude. tmi, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, -etna (hailbeautyqueen), yes i'd like some cheese with that whine, -teatime (not_4oclock), let's blame god, curses!, -ledah (thelostseraph), -kallen (ace_of_11s)

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thelostseraph February 12 2009, 03:55:01 UTC

Worry not. I shall place you out of your misery.

. . . If you can do the same for me.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 03:59:20 UTC

...Who are you stuck to?

thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:02:38 UTC

. . . A demon. Let us leave it at that.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:07:09 UTC

...Yeah, no dice, dude. I'm pretty sure I only have regular bullets in these guns.

thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:10:13 UTC

Straight through the forehead, if you would.

Is assisted suicide a sin as well?

hailbeautyqueen February 12 2009, 04:12:46 UTC

Of course it is. What the Hell kind of lame-ass angel are you?

thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:19:04 UTC

I shall procure silver if you require it. Or is that for werewolves?

What is your weakness, Demoness Etna?

hailbeautyqueen February 12 2009, 04:21:47 UTC

NOTHING~!

I'm not any low-level demon. Silver and crosses and that junk won't have any effect on me.

thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:23:16 UTC

. . . Is that so? You don't mind, of course, if I test your claims?

hailbeautyqueen February 12 2009, 04:27:06 UTC

...

Go ahead. Don't blame me if you end up disappointed.

1/3 thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:34:15 UTC

I see.

[leans over]

2/3 thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:34:46 UTC

[rummages around on the ground and picks up two sticks]

3/3 thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:35:55 UTC

[arranges them in the shape of a cross]
[and hits her somewhat lightly over the head]

. . .
. . .
. . .

Oh. It didn't work.

hailbeautyqueen February 12 2009, 04:48:18 UTC

[Facepalms]

Of COURSE it didn't work! THEY'RE STICKS!

thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:51:13 UTC

How odd.

I was certain you would explode in a plume of smoke and flame.

hailbeautyqueen February 12 2009, 04:53:47 UTC

...

Where did you learn about demons? Storybooks?

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