032- This post is INCREDIBLY public, yes.

[semper_fi_bitch]

So, hey, Danny. You know that girly pink teddy bear of yours? Well, you see, parrots need a lot of space, right? So I've been letting Polly and Fucker out of their cage while you're at work. And, well, you've noticed how energetic they can be, right?

So they somehow managed to get ahold of your pink teddy bear and, you know, I tried to stop them,

Comments

[bulletserenade]

What creative names.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Would Parrot 1 and Parrot 2 be better for you?

[bulletserenade]

It would be less insulting to the poor things, at least.

...Kind of.

[semper_fi_bitch]

They're not insulted by it.

[bulletserenade]

You're hopeless.