if you're from china, why are you korean?
if you're from china, why are you korean?
sehun/lu han
1059 words; pg-13
( There's a thirty percent chance it'll rain today. )
sehun/lu han
1059 words; pg-13
( There's a thirty percent chance it'll rain today. )
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“There’s a thirty percent chance it’ll rain today,” Chanyeol suddenly says, and faces Wu Fan. “I’m getting a boner.”
Wu Fan stares at him. “Am I supposed to fix that or something?”
HIS CROTCH CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO RAIN. ... Well, it can tell when it's already raining.
Tao and his dramas! Kai being like NO GETTAWAY FROM MY BF HE'S MINE NO. Oh God, Jonghyun.
Clearly I should make you write more AUs, I think that's the best idea, yes. :D
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i mean what
no i think you should just write me ALL THE KRISYEOL
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... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.
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what did i just readdddd !!!!? XDDDD
crack up with almost every line & every paragraph !! so humorous !
“I heard he’s from China.”
“Isn’t that in like, South America?” Baekhyun asks.
uh ... sure, bacon, that's right. yes .... (☉___☉)
“There’s a thirty percent chance it’ll rain today,” Chanyeol suddenly says, and faces Wu Fan. “I’m getting a boner.”
thirty percent chance = getting boner, if more that fifty percent = ???
Wu Fan stares at him. “Am I supposed to fix that or something?”
ah yeahhhhh that's actually a problem you have to take care with, kreaseeee
Zitao lets out another broken sob, and Baekhyun grabs the remote from him before he can throw it at the TV again.
“He just wanted to buy some peaches! Why’d he have to get hit by a bus! WHY,” Zitao shreiks, reaching for another tissue.
oh my zitao ; ; ......... /le dies 'cause laughing too much
“But your hair looks so sexy pushed back,” Jongin says, and runs a hand through Sehun’s hair.couldn't agree more T v T !!!!! and inkigayo live today he's with ( ... )
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omg is he really *__* i haven't watched today's performance yet i should go do that
how are you taking that much math courses and STILL BREATHING omg
cries i'm so glad you enjoyed it! and all the gifs and stuff and aaah *___* right click saves everything.
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Kyungsoo stares at them all like they’re going to jump him and murder him in four different ways.
sobs perpetually terrified oppa ilu
lol irl at jonghyun as kevin gnapoor omg perfect amount of cocky greasiness.
i enjoyed this lmao ty :3
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cries i feel like i have to put in jonghyun somewhere it was so perfect. half of the time i just wanted to be like HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
thank you so much!
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yes tyvm for writing this
honestly
truly appreciated
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lmao but seriously you said everything I wanted to say. xD
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thank you for reading this!
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“Chinese,” Lu Han says, and shifts awkwardly.
“I feel that,” Jonghyun replies, and waggles his eyebrows.
oh my gahd lmfao
“What is this? One for Chanyeol! Here you go, Chanyeol.” He tosses one to Chanyeol, who laughs and opens his instantly. “One for Zitao! And, what, what is this? Four for you Wu Fan! You go, Wu Fan!”
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Jongin looks expectant, and even sits up straight as he waits for his turn. “Hey,” he says, “what about-”
“And none for Kim Jongin bye.”
idek anymore =))))
Mean Girls makes everything better, really :)) Thanks for the lulz bb hahaha
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