if you're from china, why are you korean?

May 06, 2012 02:58

if you're from china, why are you korean?
sehun/lu han
1059 words; pg-13

There's a thirty percent chance it'll rain today. )

rating: pg-13, pairing: sehun/luhan, fandom: exo, length: oneshot

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re_lla May 6 2012, 08:32:27 UTC
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
what did i just readdddd !!!!? XDDDD
crack up with almost every line & every paragraph !! so humorous !

“I heard he’s from China.”
“Isn’t that in like, South America?” Baekhyun asks.

uh ... sure, bacon, that's right. yes .... (☉___☉)

“There’s a thirty percent chance it’ll rain today,” Chanyeol suddenly says, and faces Wu Fan. “I’m getting a boner.”

thirty percent chance = getting boner, if more that fifty percent = ???

Wu Fan stares at him. “Am I supposed to fix that or something?”

ah yeahhhhh that's actually a problem you have to take care with, kreaseeee

Zitao lets out another broken sob, and Baekhyun grabs the remote from him before he can throw it at the TV again.
“He just wanted to buy some peaches! Why’d he have to get hit by a bus! WHY,” Zitao shreiks, reaching for another tissue.

oh my zitao ; ; ......... /le dies 'cause laughing too much

“But your hair looks so sexy pushed back,” Jongin says, and runs a hand through Sehun’s hair.

couldn't agree more T v T !!!!! and inkigayo live today he's with that hair style again !!!
my poor fangirl heart ~~

“I got the answer!” Sehun whisper-cheers, “I got the answer by myself for once!”
“Um, almost. Good try, though? Just. You got that part wrong, which led to that, that, and that being wrong.”

it's ok LOOOL really ok sehunnie, i'm always like that too =__=' yeah i got an answer but the problem is .... it's far from correct ......... orz sigh

“It’s only precal. You’ll probably never see math again after this. What do you want to do in college anyway?”
“Computer engineering.”
"Oh."

sorry to say this sehun ah ... you better run ~ run ~ run ~ run ~ run ~ - -;
i'm a com sci college student and i have to fight with 3 calculus 1 linear algebra 1 math model 1 discrete math and 1 numerical analysis ...........

ayoooo kim jonghyunnn XDDDD !! you troll bling bling ! LOL


They get the Christmas candy grams during homeroom, and Minseok comes in a giant Santa Claus costume. Lu Han pretends not to know him.

why !!? XDDD if i were you, i will running to that santa like this
v




“And none for Kim Jongin bye.”

sorry jongin ah ~ ; w ; /pffft !! crack up (silently) (again)


I’m sorry to hear that. Plenty of fish in the sea and all that, right?”
“Sure,” Sehun shrugs. “I like you better anyway.”





THIS FIC


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itachibana13 May 7 2012, 03:35:06 UTC
if more than fifty percent....... cries idk he probably just drags kris into the nearest closet for playtime. i mean what.

omg is he really *__* i haven't watched today's performance yet i should go do that

how are you taking that much math courses and STILL BREATHING omg

cries i'm so glad you enjoyed it! and all the gifs and stuff and aaah *___* right click saves everything.

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