Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of AmericaAs a citizen of a former British colony that continues its links with the motherland through a distant, faceless, generally unknown and/or unremembered organisation known as the Commonwealth (the last I heard, we hosted a game sometime last century) -- and because I've nursed an ( Read more... )

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20 Lines That Could Have Dramatically Changed The Lord of the Rings

Sauron: “I know it’s preposterous, Witch-King. But we’ve got more than enough orcs here to wipe out Gondor. Post a thousand Uruk-hai by the lava pit on Mount Doom, just in case. Humor me.”

Nazgul #4: “You know, if we stopped screeching at the top of our lungs for once ( Read more... )