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Jan 30, 2007 22:33

Found on kc_anathema:

20 Lines That Could Have Dramatically Changed The Lord of the Rings

Sauron: “I know it’s preposterous, Witch-King. But we’ve got more than enough orcs here to wipe out Gondor. Post a thousand Uruk-hai by the lava pit on Mount Doom, just in case. Humor me.”

Nazgul #4: “You know, if we stopped screeching at the top of our lungs for once, we might be able to sneak up on those little fuckers.”

lotr, random, humour

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