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So, I'm fucking wondering. If - hypothetically, of course - one planted mistletoe all over the ceiling. We're talking absofuckinglutely everywhere, just to clarify. The entire ceiling. Covered in parasitic, kissing plants.
What happens in this highly-unlikely and entirely hypothetical situation?
Are people fucking compelled to start some sort of kissing orgy? Would you be contractually obligated to kiss every single person in the room until you either: a) passed out from lack of oxygen? b) died from mono? c) were able to escape into a nearby closet?
These are the important questions, people.
What happens in this highly-unlikely and entirely hypothetical situation?
Are people fucking compelled to start some sort of kissing orgy? Would you be contractually obligated to kiss every single person in the room until you either: a) passed out from lack of oxygen? b) died from mono? c) were able to escape into a nearby closet?
These are the important questions, people.