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Gotta admit, the rest of this whole winter season is such a fucking letdown. I mean, cold months start and everybody's all jazzed up for their respective holiday festivities and greedy flood of exchangeable tokens of wrapped bullshit that's somehow supposed to make people feel like other people like them. And, okay, you get to hold out a bit longer waiting for some huge-ass crystal ball to drop from the proverbial heavens (ie: a pole) and declare that you haven't managed to die by choking on your own vomit for yet another year - and then WHAM. Fucking ennui.
I'm so freaking bored. Entertain me?
Also: Seriously? How does no one (At fucking all! NO ONE.) fucking realize that Clark Kent is Superman? What the actual fuck. Put on a pair of glasses and a horrible fucking tie and you become an entirely different person? Is this an invisibility tie?
I mean, what the hell, Lois Lane? You have to be the most unobservant fuck on the face of the planet. No fucking mention of 'Oh, wow. You know, you totally remind me of this dweeb at work. Except for the spandex. And the flying. Oh, and he wears glasses. I mean, seriously, who does that? Wow, your pecs are fucking spectacular. Has anyone ever told you that your pecs are spectacular?'
At least Batman wears a mask. And uses that retarded growly-voice thing. I wonder if he ever slips up and growls at people during board meetings?
I'm so freaking bored. Entertain me?
Also: Seriously? How does no one (At fucking all! NO ONE.) fucking realize that Clark Kent is Superman? What the actual fuck. Put on a pair of glasses and a horrible fucking tie and you become an entirely different person? Is this an invisibility tie?
I mean, what the hell, Lois Lane? You have to be the most unobservant fuck on the face of the planet. No fucking mention of 'Oh, wow. You know, you totally remind me of this dweeb at work. Except for the spandex. And the flying. Oh, and he wears glasses. I mean, seriously, who does that? Wow, your pecs are fucking spectacular. Has anyone ever told you that your pecs are spectacular?'
At least Batman wears a mask. And uses that retarded growly-voice thing. I wonder if he ever slips up and growls at people during board meetings?