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[seepassion]

So, I'm fucking wondering. If - hypothetically, of course - one planted mistletoe all over the ceiling. We're talking absofuckinglutely everywhere, just to clarify. The entire ceiling. Covered in parasitic, kissing plants

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[Voice]

[pornpoet]

[The sound you hear is evil evil laughter]

[Voice]

[seepassion]

[The sound you don't hear?

That'd be Zelos grinning. Widely.]

[Voice]

[pornpoet]

Man, we have to get some zanyness up in here now! You can't voice an idea like that and leave it unexplored.

[myownsea]

How does putting plants everywhere compel people to kiss?

[seepassion]

Tradition!

People are all about respecting the traditions, dude. It's traditional to mack on people under the festive greenery.

[rhodeofthesea]

The most important.

Um, I think that that many would probably negate the obligation. Maybe?

[seepassion]

But, Miss Rhode! That'd totally ruin the scientific integrity of the experiment. And everyone would cry.

[rhodeofthesea]

You think? Huh. Well, I don't know what I would do, personally. I'd like to avoid the dying of mono thing, though.

[directforce]

...You have a strange mind.

[seepassion]

And I'm you're closest living relative, Bumble Bee! If you need a kidney, I'm totally the dude they have to call.

How awesome is that?

[aversivefeeling]

Hm.

Hm.

[seepassion]

Exactly!