The Morgenrot Legacy 2.2
Urgh, sorry for the late post. My computer sputtered for a second and I had to do maintenance to make sure it wasn't dying on me. Anyways, onwards!
Warnings: The usual.
Image count: 122 images total.
Last we saw of the Morgenrots, Pollito was forced into a homosexual relationship for the sake of spawning children, three kids were born, and the house was a disgusting pigsty that drove everyone up the wall.
And the house is STILL a pigsty, because the maid hasn't shown up yet even though they made the phone call the night before.
TNT: DADDYYYYYYYYY I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIIIIIGHT I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYY
Dorito: FFFFFAAAAAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAR
Chakra: *Chews on a block* :D
Thank you bb for not being an absolute pain in the ass >_<
Chakra: Diaper ch--
Corvus: No.
Dorito: Diaper ch--
Corvus: No!
Dorito: DIAPER CH--
Pollito: NO!!!
Chakra: I DON'T NEED TO USE THE POTTY I JUST WANT A CLEAN DIAPER
Dorito: NOOOO PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN! D8
Pollito: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT HAVING KIDS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Peace, at last!!
THANK YOU JESUS!!!
Look at her, all happy and smiley! Thank you, Lucy, for brightening my day ^___^
Also, I never realized how utterly adorable she is! Seriously, maybe I've just been reading too many uglacies lately, but I think she's really cute.
Mmmm, one of the perks of playing a business is that the townies come to YOU. Such a lovely specimen 8D
And apparently the store is the new dating hotspot?
Either way, Corvus is in his element here, dealing with hot strangers on an everyday basis and giving them that "innocent" pat on the shoulder every time they decide to buy stuff.
The downside to owning a business: Playable sims will become regular costumers and spend all their money on useless, overpriced trinkets -_-
YUSSSS!!! 8DDD
. . . I see no difference.
TNT: DAAAAADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!
Chakra: Oh, for Chrissakes.
The twins are basically nasty terrors, though in completely different ways. TNT is the calmer of the two, despite having lungs of steel. Dorito has great fun flooding the whole washroom right after the maid leaves and while his parents are working in the store, just so that there's no one to stop him from doing so >:|
He's an adorable little bastard though, damn him.
I've basically taken to MAKING the kids skill while the parents are working, just to avoid unnecessary messes. Oh, and behold the switch from yellow to orange all throughout the house! The kids still don't match, but shhhhhh.
Pollito: HEEEEY MAN, CHECK IT OUT! We have the same hairstyle and skintone! We're like TWINS!! 8DD
Customer: Um...
Pollito: Yeahhh dude! Wow, how about helping a brother out and buying something, eh? EH??? 8D
Customer: Well--
Pollito: OH! I see your wrist is in desperate need of a watch! I can totally get you one right now, super cheap, only $200!
Customer: Jesus, man, ever heard of the personal bubble??
Customer: Look, I'll buy something - just get away from me!
Pollito: AWESOME! Here, let me show you my best wares!
So this is pretty much how Pollito makes his $$$. Sometimes I wonder if it's deliberate.
O rly -_-
Pollito: HOW CAN I FEED BABY WHEN IT IS /IN/ /MY/ /WAY/??? D8
Running a home business while there are babies in the house is made of suck and hatred. Avoid unless necessary. Urgh.
I never get tired of this interaction. Never!
Also, it's time for some birthdays!
Pollito: Awww, who's daddy's little girl? Who's daddy's little girl? ^___^
TNT: Excuse me? Bitch, I never got huggles! :|
Both the twins grew up well. Can you believe it?
Chakra: Huggles were not enough to save me from the trauma :|
Dorito: She is so totally the problem child, man. Rotten from the day she was born.
Excuse me, but as I recall Chakra was the ONLY one who didn't scream and make hideous messes in the washroom >:|
And she CLEANS!! HALLELUJAH!!
TNT: How dare she be more awesome than me? Play with me! We'll show her!
Dorito: Cops and Robbers?! VIOLENT SAVAGE! GTFO
TNT: Well, how about Rock Paper Scissors?
Dorito: Yyyyyyyyeah, I don't think so, uncivilized monkey.
MAKEOVERS! Here's TNT. Yes, I realize that this outfit has more green than it does orange, but it's a hard colour to match clothes to, okay ;_;
Chakra!
And Dorito.
AKA the Bitchy One -_-
Corvus: I've just realized - they can fend for themselves now! WE CAN IGNORE THEM AS MUCH AS WE WANT! :DDD
Pollito: 8D
Wow, how long has it been since I've seen them do anything even remotely romantic? It's nice to see them work on their relationship again. Also, behold their awesome kitchen/dining area! Now the fridge is not crammed right next to the couch and life is good!
It comes at a price, though: We're too poor to keep on paying Lucy. Hopefully Chakra can take up her role >_>
(And when I say we're poor, I mean it. It's a miracle the Repo Man hasn't come by and taken everything in the house)
Chakra: CATCH THIS, MOTHAFUCKA
TNT: HDU! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? DO YA? DO YA??
TNT: ASPIRATION POINTS FOR ALL! Ò_Ó
Pollito was whining about Private School, so the Headmaster was invited over. I'm not sure how this is going to end, considering their house is not...
Well. It's just not.
And what are the first things that the Headmaster sees upon arriving?
Dorito hanging out with adult women. In a swimsuit. In the middle of winter.
And:
Chakra: TAG, YOU'RE IT!! :D
Chakra's friend: TAG, YOU'RE IT! :D
Chakra: TAG, YOU'RE IT! 8D
CF: TAG! *BACKHANDS* YOU'RE IT!! 8DD
PRIVATE SCHOOL MATERIAL, RIGHT THURRR.
He may not be the brightest bulb in the box (nor the least abusive), but DAMN that is one cute kid.
TNT: Ahhh yes, I can see it now... perfection! Only a few more touches, and...
TNT: Perfection >;]
Funfax: No one in this house has more than 3 nice points. It's kind of awesome.
Dorito: And I gotta say, DAAAYUM that girl had curves, man! You know what I'm saying? ;D
Headmaster: . . . WHAT?!
Pollito: DORITO, SHUT UP >8|
Pollito: No, don't go yet, Headmaster! You know how kids are - they'll repeat anything they hear without knowing what it means! I'm sure Dorito just heard some of the older students chatting and--
Dorito: What? I know what I'm saying. Seriously, go check her out yourself, she's got some serious T&A going on--
Pollito: --AND IS JUST REPEATING WHAT THEY SAID BECAUSE REALLY HE IS A VERY NICE, INNOCENT 10-YEAR-OLD BOY
Hot DAMN! Pollito was clearly going all out with the inner salesman (that or the Headmaster approves of perverted 10-year-olds). It's a good thing I didn't have to show him the house, because... yeah.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I love having children in the house! DIG, MY MINIONS, DIIIIIG! >8D
Dorito has to have an internal radar (or invisible antennae or SOMETHING), because 9 times out of 10 he finds something in the sand. He's seriously increased profits by a hefty amount.
Chakra: WHY IS THERE A PENGUIN IN A BEACH LOT??
I don't know, baby. I don't know.
Dorito: Ugh, you can go look at it yourself if you really want to. Really, there's nothing to see.
What... are you talking about, exactly?
TNT has a very similar personality to Dorito's, point-wise, but their mannerisms are totally different. Whereas Dorito is the prissy bitch of the house, TNT is all mellow and chillaxes most of the time. It's nice to not have three hellions running all over the place >_>
Corvus: Mmmm, almost done. Yes... only the finishing touch is next!
Corvus: *GOES BATSHIT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! YESSSS! PERFECTION!! >8D
Ooooook >_>
As long as it works, right? Founder portrait! I'm going to give this a try again... last time I did heir portraits, they all glitched at around generation 8 and it ticked me off to no end. We'll see how this goes.
Do you see this face? This is how she looks when I make her watch TV before/after school. WTF.
This was mostly Dorito. See what I mean about the invisible antennae?
Corvus's toy-making skills have also improved enough that now people get the double-simoleon sign on their shopping bags! You have no idea how accomplished I felt when I first saw it.
EXCUSE ME, WHERETF ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT PAYING?!
Yeah, that's what I thought >:|
Micah O'Brien: ?
Brandi: Oh, don't mind me, I'm just checking out the "goods" :D *ogles*
(I would totally do that, too >_>)
Despite first impressions, Pollito's long lost twin is the store's most faithful customer. They've become BFFs from all the times that Pollito has spouted BS at him to make him buy something XD
Meanwhile, the children are amazingly well-behaved, considering how they're NEVER supervised at night.
I mean, yes, Dorito likes to take the occasional dip at the hours where the tide is at its worst...
And these two steal the big bed as much as humanly possible, but it could be a lot worse, considering.
MONEY!! We're no longer living off of $400!!
I'm still sending these two to eat lunch in community lots, just to save up on food. Being poor for so long makes you paranoid >_>
I said it to Pollito, and now it's your turn: Don't worry about it. Sims are dumb and will buy it anyway.
OOOOOH! Chakra keeps bringing really cute boys home. Excellent job, m'dear!
The sad part is that they never want anything to do with her...
And instead prefer trying to chat with her brothers, neither of which are interested. Oy ._.
She's also the only reason why Dorito is passing school, by the way. She rolls wants to do homework every morning, whereas Dorito takes the "EH" approach and never even acknowledges that his hmwk exists.
So while Chakra diligently chips away at his math homework, Dorito catches up on some Z's ^_^
Pollito: Ahh, I see you've spotted our finest item in the shop! Can you see it? The BRILLIANCE with which it shines? Can you see the GLORY??
Ottomas: Oh, well, I guess I must've--
Pollito: AMAZING! YOU ARE A TRUE CONNOISSEUR! ONLY ONE WITH THE TRAINED EYE COULD EVER HOPE TO SPOT SUCH A DIAMOND AMONGST ALL THE TRASH!
Ottomas: R-Really? ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS IT PRICELESS??
Pollito: YES! A PRICELESS COLLECTOR'S ITEM, ALL FOR A MERE $56!! You will not find a better deal anywhere else!!
Ottomas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ottomas: I MUST HAVE IT! OH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY, MR. MORGENROT! TRULY YOU ARE A BLESSING TO THIS COMMUNITY!
Pollito: Not at all, Lady Ottomas! I only seek to give these trucks a good home - 'tis my life's goal, yes! Thank YOU for offering comfort and warmth to these priceless items!
Okay, I admit it, I had way too much fun writing that conversation >_>
As you can see, though, Pollito has turned into one hell of a salesman.
Hey look, it's that pretty redhead that would've made it into the legacy if it hadn't been for Pollito's crappy people skills!
Corvus: OUT OF MY STORE, BROAD! OUT!
Corvus: I know what your type is like - hell, I AM that type. Trying to take my man...
Redhead: ????
Redhead: I don't get it. What do they have against me? :/
GET BACK IN HERE AND PAY, WHORE!
Wtf? That door is set to only allow the household inside!
o_O . . .
Oh, so you decide you want to pay AFTER I've closed up shop and sent the owners to bed, do you -_-
Lady: THE SERVICE HERE IS /TERRIBLE/! OMG I AM NEVER BUYING HERE AGAIN
Pshhhh, woteva. We don't want your money anyways.
We have enough clientele as it is, to be honest. I keep on losing customer stars because Corvus is too slow with the cash register >_<
A+! And he's actually earned it, too!
TNT: Look, dad! I'm one of the best in the class!
Corvus: That's really nice, sweetheart, but daddy's a little busy right now, okay? D8
Dorito: LOOK, DADDY, I-- Oh, you have a customer?
Corvus: [In a clear display of favouritism] GREAT JOB, DORITO!!
Ash Crimson: Is Ash gonna have to cut a bitch ¬_¬
Chakra: Daddy? Do you want to see my--
Corvus: Yeah, yeah, A+, whoopie, I'm busy.
Oh! I knew I recognized that sprite. Hi, Lickitung! (Oh Jesus I really need to update my other legacy >_>)
Lickitung: /FUCK/ /YES/ I'M OUT OF THAT MADHOUSE!!! 8DDDD
TNT: Hey, you wanna play Red Hands?
Lickitung: Oh... ummmmmmm...
Lickitung: Look, that's the game my mom always makes me play before forcing me to do homework, so it's got, like... bad connotations in my head... so yeah... no.
Hey look! The twins are starting to get along!
Pollito: FUCK FRIENDSHIP, GTFO I NEED TO PISS!
. . . Thanks for that, Pollito.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: If I remember correctly, there should be another update on the 25th! Thank you for reading! :D
Warnings: The usual.
Image count: 122 images total.
Last we saw of the Morgenrots, Pollito was forced into a homosexual relationship for the sake of spawning children, three kids were born, and the house was a disgusting pigsty that drove everyone up the wall.
And the house is STILL a pigsty, because the maid hasn't shown up yet even though they made the phone call the night before.
TNT: DADDYYYYYYYYY I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIIIIIGHT I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYY
Dorito: FFFFFAAAAAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAR
Chakra: *Chews on a block* :D
Thank you bb for not being an absolute pain in the ass >_<
Chakra: Diaper ch--
Corvus: No.
Dorito: Diaper ch--
Corvus: No!
Dorito: DIAPER CH--
Pollito: NO!!!
Chakra: I DON'T NEED TO USE THE POTTY I JUST WANT A CLEAN DIAPER
Dorito: NOOOO PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN! D8
Pollito: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT HAVING KIDS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Peace, at last!!
THANK YOU JESUS!!!
Look at her, all happy and smiley! Thank you, Lucy, for brightening my day ^___^
Also, I never realized how utterly adorable she is! Seriously, maybe I've just been reading too many uglacies lately, but I think she's really cute.
Mmmm, one of the perks of playing a business is that the townies come to YOU. Such a lovely specimen 8D
And apparently the store is the new dating hotspot?
Either way, Corvus is in his element here, dealing with hot strangers on an everyday basis and giving them that "innocent" pat on the shoulder every time they decide to buy stuff.
The downside to owning a business: Playable sims will become regular costumers and spend all their money on useless, overpriced trinkets -_-
YUSSSS!!! 8DDD
. . . I see no difference.
TNT: DAAAAADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!
Chakra: Oh, for Chrissakes.
The twins are basically nasty terrors, though in completely different ways. TNT is the calmer of the two, despite having lungs of steel. Dorito has great fun flooding the whole washroom right after the maid leaves and while his parents are working in the store, just so that there's no one to stop him from doing so >:|
He's an adorable little bastard though, damn him.
I've basically taken to MAKING the kids skill while the parents are working, just to avoid unnecessary messes. Oh, and behold the switch from yellow to orange all throughout the house! The kids still don't match, but shhhhhh.
Pollito: HEEEEY MAN, CHECK IT OUT! We have the same hairstyle and skintone! We're like TWINS!! 8DD
Customer: Um...
Pollito: Yeahhh dude! Wow, how about helping a brother out and buying something, eh? EH??? 8D
Customer: Well--
Pollito: OH! I see your wrist is in desperate need of a watch! I can totally get you one right now, super cheap, only $200!
Customer: Jesus, man, ever heard of the personal bubble??
Customer: Look, I'll buy something - just get away from me!
Pollito: AWESOME! Here, let me show you my best wares!
So this is pretty much how Pollito makes his $$$. Sometimes I wonder if it's deliberate.
O rly -_-
Pollito: HOW CAN I FEED BABY WHEN IT IS /IN/ /MY/ /WAY/??? D8
Running a home business while there are babies in the house is made of suck and hatred. Avoid unless necessary. Urgh.
I never get tired of this interaction. Never!
Also, it's time for some birthdays!
Pollito: Awww, who's daddy's little girl? Who's daddy's little girl? ^___^
TNT: Excuse me? Bitch, I never got huggles! :|
Both the twins grew up well. Can you believe it?
Chakra: Huggles were not enough to save me from the trauma :|
Dorito: She is so totally the problem child, man. Rotten from the day she was born.
Excuse me, but as I recall Chakra was the ONLY one who didn't scream and make hideous messes in the washroom >:|
And she CLEANS!! HALLELUJAH!!
TNT: How dare she be more awesome than me? Play with me! We'll show her!
Dorito: Cops and Robbers?! VIOLENT SAVAGE! GTFO
TNT: Well, how about Rock Paper Scissors?
Dorito: Yyyyyyyyeah, I don't think so, uncivilized monkey.
MAKEOVERS! Here's TNT. Yes, I realize that this outfit has more green than it does orange, but it's a hard colour to match clothes to, okay ;_;
Chakra!
And Dorito.
AKA the Bitchy One -_-
Corvus: I've just realized - they can fend for themselves now! WE CAN IGNORE THEM AS MUCH AS WE WANT! :DDD
Pollito: 8D
Wow, how long has it been since I've seen them do anything even remotely romantic? It's nice to see them work on their relationship again. Also, behold their awesome kitchen/dining area! Now the fridge is not crammed right next to the couch and life is good!
It comes at a price, though: We're too poor to keep on paying Lucy. Hopefully Chakra can take up her role >_>
(And when I say we're poor, I mean it. It's a miracle the Repo Man hasn't come by and taken everything in the house)
Chakra: CATCH THIS, MOTHAFUCKA
TNT: HDU! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? DO YA? DO YA??
TNT: ASPIRATION POINTS FOR ALL! Ò_Ó
Pollito was whining about Private School, so the Headmaster was invited over. I'm not sure how this is going to end, considering their house is not...
Well. It's just not.
And what are the first things that the Headmaster sees upon arriving?
Dorito hanging out with adult women. In a swimsuit. In the middle of winter.
And:
Chakra: TAG, YOU'RE IT!! :D
Chakra's friend: TAG, YOU'RE IT! :D
Chakra: TAG, YOU'RE IT! 8D
CF: TAG! *BACKHANDS* YOU'RE IT!! 8DD
PRIVATE SCHOOL MATERIAL, RIGHT THURRR.
He may not be the brightest bulb in the box (nor the least abusive), but DAMN that is one cute kid.
TNT: Ahhh yes, I can see it now... perfection! Only a few more touches, and...
TNT: Perfection >;]
Funfax: No one in this house has more than 3 nice points. It's kind of awesome.
Dorito: And I gotta say, DAAAYUM that girl had curves, man! You know what I'm saying? ;D
Headmaster: . . . WHAT?!
Pollito: DORITO, SHUT UP >8|
Pollito: No, don't go yet, Headmaster! You know how kids are - they'll repeat anything they hear without knowing what it means! I'm sure Dorito just heard some of the older students chatting and--
Dorito: What? I know what I'm saying. Seriously, go check her out yourself, she's got some serious T&A going on--
Pollito: --AND IS JUST REPEATING WHAT THEY SAID BECAUSE REALLY HE IS A VERY NICE, INNOCENT 10-YEAR-OLD BOY
Hot DAMN! Pollito was clearly going all out with the inner salesman (that or the Headmaster approves of perverted 10-year-olds). It's a good thing I didn't have to show him the house, because... yeah.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I love having children in the house! DIG, MY MINIONS, DIIIIIG! >8D
Dorito has to have an internal radar (or invisible antennae or SOMETHING), because 9 times out of 10 he finds something in the sand. He's seriously increased profits by a hefty amount.
Chakra: WHY IS THERE A PENGUIN IN A BEACH LOT??
I don't know, baby. I don't know.
Dorito: Ugh, you can go look at it yourself if you really want to. Really, there's nothing to see.
What... are you talking about, exactly?
TNT has a very similar personality to Dorito's, point-wise, but their mannerisms are totally different. Whereas Dorito is the prissy bitch of the house, TNT is all mellow and chillaxes most of the time. It's nice to not have three hellions running all over the place >_>
Corvus: Mmmm, almost done. Yes... only the finishing touch is next!
Corvus: *GOES BATSHIT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! YESSSS! PERFECTION!! >8D
Ooooook >_>
As long as it works, right? Founder portrait! I'm going to give this a try again... last time I did heir portraits, they all glitched at around generation 8 and it ticked me off to no end. We'll see how this goes.
Do you see this face? This is how she looks when I make her watch TV before/after school. WTF.
This was mostly Dorito. See what I mean about the invisible antennae?
Corvus's toy-making skills have also improved enough that now people get the double-simoleon sign on their shopping bags! You have no idea how accomplished I felt when I first saw it.
EXCUSE ME, WHERETF ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT PAYING?!
Yeah, that's what I thought >:|
Micah O'Brien: ?
Brandi: Oh, don't mind me, I'm just checking out the "goods" :D *ogles*
(I would totally do that, too >_>)
Despite first impressions, Pollito's long lost twin is the store's most faithful customer. They've become BFFs from all the times that Pollito has spouted BS at him to make him buy something XD
Meanwhile, the children are amazingly well-behaved, considering how they're NEVER supervised at night.
I mean, yes, Dorito likes to take the occasional dip at the hours where the tide is at its worst...
And these two steal the big bed as much as humanly possible, but it could be a lot worse, considering.
MONEY!! We're no longer living off of $400!!
I'm still sending these two to eat lunch in community lots, just to save up on food. Being poor for so long makes you paranoid >_>
I said it to Pollito, and now it's your turn: Don't worry about it. Sims are dumb and will buy it anyway.
OOOOOH! Chakra keeps bringing really cute boys home. Excellent job, m'dear!
The sad part is that they never want anything to do with her...
And instead prefer trying to chat with her brothers, neither of which are interested. Oy ._.
She's also the only reason why Dorito is passing school, by the way. She rolls wants to do homework every morning, whereas Dorito takes the "EH" approach and never even acknowledges that his hmwk exists.
So while Chakra diligently chips away at his math homework, Dorito catches up on some Z's ^_^
Pollito: Ahh, I see you've spotted our finest item in the shop! Can you see it? The BRILLIANCE with which it shines? Can you see the GLORY??
Ottomas: Oh, well, I guess I must've--
Pollito: AMAZING! YOU ARE A TRUE CONNOISSEUR! ONLY ONE WITH THE TRAINED EYE COULD EVER HOPE TO SPOT SUCH A DIAMOND AMONGST ALL THE TRASH!
Ottomas: R-Really? ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS IT PRICELESS??
Pollito: YES! A PRICELESS COLLECTOR'S ITEM, ALL FOR A MERE $56!! You will not find a better deal anywhere else!!
Ottomas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ottomas: I MUST HAVE IT! OH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY, MR. MORGENROT! TRULY YOU ARE A BLESSING TO THIS COMMUNITY!
Pollito: Not at all, Lady Ottomas! I only seek to give these trucks a good home - 'tis my life's goal, yes! Thank YOU for offering comfort and warmth to these priceless items!
Okay, I admit it, I had way too much fun writing that conversation >_>
As you can see, though, Pollito has turned into one hell of a salesman.
Hey look, it's that pretty redhead that would've made it into the legacy if it hadn't been for Pollito's crappy people skills!
Corvus: OUT OF MY STORE, BROAD! OUT!
Corvus: I know what your type is like - hell, I AM that type. Trying to take my man...
Redhead: ????
Redhead: I don't get it. What do they have against me? :/
GET BACK IN HERE AND PAY, WHORE!
Wtf? That door is set to only allow the household inside!
o_O . . .
Oh, so you decide you want to pay AFTER I've closed up shop and sent the owners to bed, do you -_-
Lady: THE SERVICE HERE IS /TERRIBLE/! OMG I AM NEVER BUYING HERE AGAIN
Pshhhh, woteva. We don't want your money anyways.
We have enough clientele as it is, to be honest. I keep on losing customer stars because Corvus is too slow with the cash register >_<
A+! And he's actually earned it, too!
TNT: Look, dad! I'm one of the best in the class!
Corvus: That's really nice, sweetheart, but daddy's a little busy right now, okay? D8
Dorito: LOOK, DADDY, I-- Oh, you have a customer?
Corvus: [In a clear display of favouritism] GREAT JOB, DORITO!!
Ash Crimson: Is Ash gonna have to cut a bitch ¬_¬
Chakra: Daddy? Do you want to see my--
Corvus: Yeah, yeah, A+, whoopie, I'm busy.
Oh! I knew I recognized that sprite. Hi, Lickitung! (Oh Jesus I really need to update my other legacy >_>)
Lickitung: /FUCK/ /YES/ I'M OUT OF THAT MADHOUSE!!! 8DDDD
TNT: Hey, you wanna play Red Hands?
Lickitung: Oh... ummmmmmm...
Lickitung: Look, that's the game my mom always makes me play before forcing me to do homework, so it's got, like... bad connotations in my head... so yeah... no.
Hey look! The twins are starting to get along!
Pollito: FUCK FRIENDSHIP, GTFO I NEED TO PISS!
. . . Thanks for that, Pollito.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: If I remember correctly, there should be another update on the 25th! Thank you for reading! :D