fic: love, canadian style

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Title: Love, Canadian Style
Fandom: ST RPF
Pairing: Nimoy/Shatner
Rating: R (mostly language)
Word Count: ~4420
Summary: This is like, at least two different fics that together add up to a fucking epic Shatnoy first-time thing.

Comments

[obstinatrix]

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Oh my God.

This is has stunned me so hard I can't even capslock. And I have to go to work. And I don't even know where to begin writing a comment on this because the scale of it is, as you say, EPIC and De and it's so hopeful and sad all at the same time and your level of fine detail, as always, lending colour and space and form to the whole and GAH.

Deserves better and less dazed sounding comment with quotation and may get one later, but damn, woman. This is excellent.

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For fuck's sake, I can't believe I'd been working on this for like, WEEKS, and it just kept ESCALATING, ridiiiiiiculous. But I'm glad it appears to have worked! ♥

[obstinatrix]

BILL IN A KIPPAH ALSO OMG YIDDISH AND SEDER AND GRAVY

This Jew is happy and amused.

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AKJSDHFJHS AUGH kippas make some people TOO ADORABLE FOR LIFE. It is my belief Bill is one of them.

[majestic_shriek]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*incoherent comment before work is incoherent*

THIS IS AWESOME BACK LATER WITH MORE COHERENCY.

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♥!

[sookail]

Oh my. Surreal and hilarious, sad and realistic, and I strongly suspect that very, very IC. Fantastic fic!

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Thanks!

[nastasie]

Amazingly well written. I love your Bill more than is proper.

That need reminded him that he may be shallow, stupid, narcissistic, cruel, awkward, fatter every day, unsuccessful, obnoxious, a total joke, and a thousand other awful things, but Bill knew the value of someone like Leonard and that put him ahead in the game.

This broke my heart a little. And "I just want to seduce you in Québécois" may be the best line *ever*.

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eeee, thanks.

[vellum]

i was yours when bill said "pussy," i was yours when leslie had common sense, i was yours at That need reminded him that he may be shallow, stupid, narcissistic, cruel, awkward, fatter every day, unsuccessful, obnoxious, a total joke, and a thousand other awful things, but Bill knew the value of someone like Leonard and that put him ahead in the game., i was yours once i saw you pop up on my flist

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akjsdf AWWW ♥ ♥ ♥

I had no idea about the Pamela and Tommy Lee thing, or maybe I read it somewhere years and years ago and like, internalized it?!! Rich people are always doing crazy shit to show their affection! I'm glad the bedtub was adorable and not just RIDICULOUS. Well, you know, okay, both, I hope.

Can you do his tonal switches? Going from YOU FUCKING BITCH to I have sisters :D in a split second? Because you won't need a gun in that case! Stockholm Syndrome, baby!

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yesss i'll be like DO YOU WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH I'M MAKING SOME, hey, let's go shoe shopping.

i also really like -- because you keep talking such pitsvinik -- this isn't turning you on as much as I'd hoped. and still love de.

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OH GOOD ME TOO thanks for helping with that, INTERNET.

Deeeeeeeee omfg. Why can't I remember what fucking book it was in, where he REALLY didn't talk to Bill for TWO YEARS because Bill laughed at his chihuahua dying!! HERE IT IS. It must have been in Up Till Now? Anyway. Deeeeeeeee.