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fic: love, canadian style

Sep 03, 2009 00:58

Title: Love, Canadian Style
Fandom: ST RPF
Pairing: Nimoy/Shatner
Rating: R (mostly language)
Word Count: ~4420
Summary: This is like, at least two different fics that together add up to a fucking epic Shatnoy first-time thing.

( It started with stunt fighting, which the whole cast practiced while Leonard abstained. )

fic: one shot, fandom: star trek rpf, pairing: nimoy/shatner, fic: slash

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vellum September 3 2009, 09:53:41 UTC

i was yours when bill said "pussy," i was yours when leslie had common sense, i was yours at That need reminded him that he may be shallow, stupid, narcissistic, cruel, awkward, fatter every day, unsuccessful, obnoxious, a total joke, and a thousand other awful things, but Bill knew the value of someone like Leonard and that put him ahead in the game., i was yours once i saw you pop up on my flist ( ... )

screamlet September 3 2009, 12:30:20 UTC

akjsdf AWWW ♥ ♥ ♥

I had no idea about the Pamela and Tommy Lee thing, or maybe I read it somewhere years and years ago and like, internalized it?!! Rich people are always doing crazy shit to show their affection! I'm glad the bedtub was adorable and not just RIDICULOUS. Well, you know, okay, both, I hope.

Can you do his tonal switches? Going from YOU FUCKING BITCH to I have sisters :D in a split second? Because you won't need a gun in that case! Stockholm Syndrome, baby!

vellum September 3 2009, 19:05:37 UTC

yesss i'll be like DO YOU WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH I'M MAKING SOME, hey, let's go shoe shopping.

i also really like -- because you keep talking such pitsvinik -- this isn't turning you on as much as I'd hoped. and still love de.

screamlet September 3 2009, 22:25:50 UTC

OH GOOD ME TOO thanks for helping with that, INTERNET.

Deeeeeeeee omfg. Why can't I remember what fucking book it was in, where he REALLY didn't talk to Bill for TWO YEARS because Bill laughed at his chihuahua dying!! HERE IT IS. It must have been in Up Till Now? Anyway. Deeeeeeeee.

vellum September 3 2009, 22:37:02 UTC

OH MY FUCKING GOD I THOUGHT BILL WAS A TOTAL DOUCHE FOR LAUGHING AT HIS DOG DYING BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DOG THAT WAS IN THE PICTURE WITH THE TORTOISE

I DID NOT KNOW CAUSE OF DEATH WAS A SPRINKLER OR THAT IT WAS A CHIHUAHUA

I LAUGHED TOO *HANDSFACE* OH MY GOD I AM A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING

screamlet September 3 2009, 22:38:16 UTC

I KNOW I KNOW I'M LAUGHING TOO WE ARE GOING TO A SPECIAL SECTION OF HELL WHERE CHIHUAHUAS ARE 60 FEET TALL AND WILL EAT US ALIVE KAJHFJA BSASAKDHJKSA BUT IT'LL STILL BE FUNNY!!!!!!

indiwise September 4 2009, 12:39:28 UTC

I'll pack the cooler for our handbasket...

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