BOOM. PREGNANT. It's gotta be Adam again.
HOLD ON TO YOUR WEAVES, BBS, 'CAUSE SOMETHING GLITTERY STRUTS YOUR WAY!
NEW ADAM LAMBERT'S WHATAYA WANT FROM ME MV!
Click to viewSo, when his debut album dropped (and debuted in the Top 3 of Billboard 200, tyvm), I didn't even make a post about it. No. I was too busy trying to survive all that glitter. Then the media storm hit the fan and accidentally my whole life (ADAM, WHAT IS THIS UNICORN VOODOO YOU'RE DOING TO ME?). I was holding on to fandom during the storm, digging my claws and teeth deep, and, surprisingly, my HDD and I survived that too. Three months and 32 GB later, voila, second single and third MV Adam has ever released.
And the whole world asploded.
...Okay, not really, but my pants did. Multiple times. I mean, just look at this GQMF! UNF SO MUCH PRETTEH, UNF! We have brooding!Adam, moody-reading!Adam, sad!Adam, frustrated!Adam, angryUNF!Adam. APPARENTLY, ADAM LAMBERT HAS A LOT OF ~FEELINGS. And possibly enough acting chops to land him a role in film/TV series (GLEE GUEST STAR. IDC IF IT'S ONLY A RUMOR. UNIVERSE, MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN). I too have a lot of feelings for this MV and I feel I should write something substantial about the many layers and double entendres of the song and the video, but ho shiiiz my pants are still asploding as I'm writing this... So, why don't I just leave the task to the professionals?
MEDIA REVIEWS :
(Yes, apparently, the media write reviews for MVs too?)
- Michael Slezak - Entertainment Weekly
- Jim Cantiello - MTV.com <-- OMG JAMBAJIM, HEARTS IN MY EYES!
- Lyndsey Parker - Yahoo!Music
In my glitter-induced high, I may or may not have gone a little trigger happy with my screencapping skill. I'M SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST THE PRETTY.
OMG SCREENCAPS!!
HOLY SHIT...
HOLYYY SHIIIIIT.....
I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS, AREN'T I?
BUT, BB, YOU DON'T PLAY GUITARS... *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
(BACK PORN FTW OMFGGGGG LASKDFJWOIEF)
UNF! MOODY-READING!ADAM, I LOVE YOUR WORK!
<3_________<3
ASDFAWFLASFJWEIOFASFAS
AWWW, BB, Y U MAD, THO? DDD:
LASKDJFAOWFJASLD ASLDFJAWSFAS!! LKASDF121!1
OMG...
OMFG...
AAAAAAAAASAFLSKDFJAOJ SADFJSWEF
LOLOL TEARS OMGGG BUT BB, DON'T BE SO SAAAAAD DD:
OH SHIT...
THIS DOES ~THINGS TO ME, OKAY...
UNHOLY THINGS....
UNSPEAKABLY, FILTHY, UNHOLY THINGS...
BED. ADAM. DYIIIIING.
OMGGGGGGGGGG
BOOM. PREGNANT.
WITH TWINS.
FORGET THE TWINS. QUADRUPLETS ARE COMINGGGGG.
SORRY ABOUT THE COMMENTS. COHERENCE IS OVERRATED, THOUGH.
ETA : Sorry that some (most?) of these are blurry. Maybe when the iTunes version comes out, I'll do another mad screencapping session? LOL WHAT IS MY LIFE.
If you like the WWFM MV, please spare a minute out of your life to give it a hit on VH1!
Now, because I have a severe OCD when it comes to Adam I'm a completist, here are his For Your Entertainment and Time for Miracles MVs, for your pleasure~ <3
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT MV
VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip
TIME FOR MIRACLES MV
VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip
HAPPY ADAM THANKS YOU FOR YOUR TIME!
