Mar 24, 2010 23:34
[Aaaand, have some Texas accent.]
ffffffffffuck.
Y'kiddin' right now? The hell is this? [There's a loud tapping noise. He seems to be hitting the Forge off a table.] Stupid goddamn zombies, leave my back turned for one second, they're all fuckin' there, aren't they?
Don't seem to be any around here, though. I'm goddamn positive I wasn't here before, 's a fact. Don't look like anywhere I've ever been to.
[The man seems to notice he's being recorded, and pokes at the Forge a bit. The video feed clicks on, and have a cowboy, hat and all.] Oh man. S'like some little TV cell phone or some shit. Now that's just cute, ain't it? I got an audience?
Right, then. You c'n call me Tallahassee. Any zombies 'round here?
!tallahassee