1. voice/video

[los_submarinos]

[Aaaand, have some Texas accent.]

ffffffffffuck.

Y'kiddin' right now? The hell is this? [There's a loud tapping noise. He seems to be hitting the Forge off a table.] Stupid goddamn zombies, leave my back turned for one second, they're all fuckin' there, aren't they

Comments

[Video]

[playful_trouble]

Tallahassee? What an unusual name ♥

I can't say that I've seen any zombies running around here though, I'm afraid~ just a killer that has a fondness of attacking the throats of others.

[Video]

[los_submarinos]

'S a place.

Huh. I don't usually deal in that. Guess I'll hafta expand m'industry.

[Video]

[playful_trouble]

Adaptation is a good path to survival~ and it seems that the visitors here could use all the help they can get.

[Video]

[los_submarinos]

Visitors? That mean you're a native, or what?

[voice | Private]

[cop_for_one_day]

[Pause. He's not used to other people being aware of the existence of BOWs, let alone someone who is so... cowboy-ish and clearly not a cop/soldier/agent/Claire. Though even she's a soldier's little sister.]

You've encountered zombies before?

[He's started using that term for convenience, since explaining the acronym of Bio-Organic Weapon to everyone would be totally unnecessary. Have another pause.]

And your name is Tallahassee? As in the capital of Florida?

But yes, there are zombies here. Two varieties, but they mostly keep to themselves in the ruins. I've been watching them, and the population isn't enough to be much of a threat.

[voice | Private]

[los_submarinos]

Right. United States of Zombieland.

[He's a little unsure what's up with this guy -- the entire country had 'encountered' zombies before, before the entire country was also zombies too.]

As in the Capital of Florida. Don't see what it has to do with anything, though. Know anybody else with a city name? They'd be an acquaintance'f mine and I'd kinda like t'get 'em back.

[At the confirmation, Tallahassee begins to chuckle.] Excellent news. Could use a bit of stress relief, wakin' up in some different place. Watchin' em, though? They don' notice you, then?

[voice | Private]

[cop_for_one_day]

...what?

[He supposes that 'zombies' might have started cropping up in the news with the incident in the Harvardville airport, but you would think government censorship was better than that...]

Uhm... no. But I'll let you know if I find one.

Zombies are good news to you? I'd say most people are the opposite.

[Confusion. Is this guy from another Earth-type world that also happens to have BOWs? You'd think this would be too much in common to be a coincidence.]

No, they do. It's more like I'm trying to keep track of the numbers and where they end up. Most of them live in the water, so it makes things easier.

Re: [voice | Private]

[los_submarinos]

'S a joke. All's left there is those bastards, after all. 'N me 'n a coupl'a kids.

Zombies're a good stress reliever, 's all. Don't got much left to do 'cept kill 'em.

[They're just zombies. No need for silly classification names.] In the water? How the fuck'm I s'posed to shoot those bastards, then? Fuck, man.