his poor kids, though. :(

world's tackiest nativities!

first let me say one thing.. pregnancy is not caused by a lack of or failed birth control. pregnancy is caused by HAVING SEX.

I swear if not every week, then every-other-week, someone posts in pregnant saying "I have NO IDEA how I got pregnant! this is a TOTAL SURPRISE!!!" and then blah about what birth control they were using. and I really, really want ( Read more... )

so.. the creepy guy with the binoculars came around again today. I'm thinking maybe he's a private detective. I think I saw a file or notebook, you know. last time I was home alone with the kids, and was pretty freaked out, but today my mom was here. she's thinking private detective, too.

chris got canceled for the evening, so he'll be home by 4 as usual :) but that's not my reason for posting ( Read more... )

found out what's going on with the police cars. you know, the ones hanging out at the end of my block. in front of the bank. that gets robbed like once a year. yeah, don't know why I didn't think of it before ( Read more... )

...and there will be tons of SUCKERS waiting in line for 24 hours to get one.

there's gotta be a way I can profit off this. hot pretzels? coffee and donuts? port-o-potty at $5 a use? hey if they will spend $600 on a video game system, they might not mind buying overpriced food too, while they stand in line.