funniest thing I've read in a while...
so, my cousin substitute-taught second grade today. SECOND. and...
I spotted a child writing a word on a piece of paper. I thought it was a bad word so I called him over with the paper and sure enough I was right. In a decorative print with those little dots at the corners read the word "FUCK." The kid right when he came up knew he was busted and said "I'm trying to spell the word Duck and I can't remember how." Seeing as this was math time I asked him why he wanted to spell Duck and he was like "I don't know."
I spotted a child writing a word on a piece of paper. I thought it was a bad word so I called him over with the paper and sure enough I was right. In a decorative print with those little dots at the corners read the word "FUCK." The kid right when he came up knew he was busted and said "I'm trying to spell the word Duck and I can't remember how." Seeing as this was math time I asked him why he wanted to spell Duck and he was like "I don't know."