iCome Along With You :: III
Contents
Chapter 9 The Flying Ship
9.1 In Dustin’s Cabin
The ship had been stuck for two days on the island.
Carly and Cody were looking for more evidence.
Moseby and Steubing had called for help from continents.
But the problem was the island not being stationary.
They were never going to find the SS Tipton.
Helicopters would have been able to cover the area nicely in a hovering search. But they don’t have transcontinental reach and need thence to be based on a carrier ship.
In any case, the weather was going to be rough.
Nobody was allowed to leave the ship and explore the island any longer.
This made some of the kids depressive.
Dustin Brooks sobbed into the outworn plush squid. “Everything is so sad.” He already feared to never see mom, dad, or Zoey again.
Holly O’Neill, a girl from Massachusetts, snuck in. She was a con artist. But she was honest to Dustin. “Hi! Are you bored?”
Dustin nodded saddly. “Horribly bored.”
Holly grinned. “We could pull a few pranks. That will unbore you.”
Dustin gasped. “What pranks?”
Holly smirked. “Mr. Moseby so deserves being fooled. Let’s make him believe to see a sea monster.”
Dustin grinned. “A giant squid?” He held his plush pet aloft.
Holly nodded. “Or maybe that Gertie everyone’s talking about. At least Cody and Carly do.”
Dustin chuckled. “That sounds like a lot of fun?”
Holly and Dustin hi-fived.
9.2 In The Russos’ Cabin
Sergey Pushkyn was gone to the toilets.
Maximilian and Justin sighed.
Justin liked Sergey’s violin music, but only in moderate amounts. He needed a break.
Max had found a different style. “I want to become a death metal freak!”
Justin gasped. “What?”
Max repeated himself vigorously.
Justin wondered, “that Jade beast must have brainwashed you!”
Max said, “Jade is nice. She’s a vampire hunter.”
Justin gasped. “Oh no. Such a thing in our family …” But he was powerless and unable to dissuade Max. “Anyways, as long as we are stuck here on an island, there won’t be any band.”
Max sighed. “Hey, we are wizards! Let us levitate the ship!”
Justin sighed. “What you say … well, I have of course thought about this possibility. But we are just feeble wizards. We may fly carpets, but such a heavy cruise liner … is a different thing. We’d need some help.”
Suddenly, a puff of smoke appeared and condensed in a corner nearby.
Justin had got a hunch. “Malika?”
The very witch of the Ridgeway appeared. “You’ve called me, sweetie?”
Justin looked around. “OK, ...”
The two of them had already developed a great telepathic connection.
Malika explained. “we need to wait until midnight. And we have to be sure about everyone being on board.”
Justin nodded.
Malika reused famous words from Shakespeare’s infamous MacBeth.
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightening, storm, and rain?
When the hurlyburly’s done
When the battle’s lost or won
That be ere the rise of sun!
The Russo brothers high-fived with Malika.
Therupon the witch from Seattle disappeared in a puff of billowing smoke.
Max and Justin were still surprised.
They had had a fairly hard time learning to teleport magically.
With Malika, it looked all so easy.
Now they wondered about their sister Alejandra.
Justin denied vigorously missing her.
Max would not have admitted to it weither.
But they correctly accused each other of doing so.
The presence of Mikayla, a lookalike of their Alejandra, aboard the SS Tipton did not make it easier.
Justin had already once tried to hug Mikayla in a brotherly manner, but he got slapped rudely across the face for that stupidity.
9.3 In Moseby’s Cabin
Mr. Moseby was already deadly tired. He was now going to sleep in his cabin.
His next shift was about going to start in six hours.
Shifts aboard a ship were to be observed stricter than in a stationary hotel on the continent.
Moseby sank onto his bed. Being afraid of waves, he had recently accustomed himself to fastening himself to the bed, like a car driver using safety belts.
Suddenly, a screechy sound was heard from beyond the cabin door.
Fists threatened to hammer the entrance to Moseby’s cabin into numerous smithereens.
Moseby did not recognise Dustin’s voice.
The little bugger had not been more than one of a big crowd of passengers.
Finally, Moseby had struggled successfully to untie himself. Alas, he had managed tearing some fabric off his pyjama suit. “Lousy textiles. I should have taken the one for thirty bucks more.” He shook his head.
Then he walked to the door and opened.
Dustin was totally excited and intimidated. “The sea monster is following me,” stammered he at the top of his lungs.
Mr. Moseby shook his head. “There are many monsters aboard this ship, especially Zack and Cody and stuff. They have started ruining my life from the first minute of their appearance. But there’s no sea-monster.”
But Dustin could not be calmed down.
Moseby sighed. “Now go back to your dorm!”
Dustin squealed and screeched.
Moseby decided finally to accompany the teenager back to his cabin. “What is your cabin’s number?”
Dustin squealed the details.
It took Moseby a few minutes to understand that.
Then he walked off with the little bugger and an electric torch.
The cabin was empty.
But the manager had left the cabin’s door open.
Strange things were now going on, like under a haze.
A few minutes later, exhausted Mr. Moseby returned. He was close to deciding to inform Dustin’s sister and his parents, telling them to take the excruciatingly fearsome bugger off the ship.
But they were still stuck on an uncontrollably drifting island.
Thus aforementioned problems applied.
Finally, Moseby wanted to fasten his safety ties.
A grisly voice filled the air of the cabin.
Moseby thought of another intimidated kid. He looked aloft.
The lights were already out.
But two glowing balls hovered above the manager of the school cruise.
Moseby’s barely existing hair stood out from end to end.
A grisly chill rushed down Moseby’s spine.
He could make out the schemes of a sea-monster.
Moseby believed himself dreaming. He banged his head against the cabin’s wall, hoping to awaken thereupon.
But nothing like that happened.
Moseby cried and fled for excruciating horror. He was lucky having made it alive through the cabin’s door.
Finally, the spook was gone.
The sea-monster fell apart, reveiling Holly O’Neill.
She had taken picture of terrified Moseby with her infrasight cam.
Dustin was now watching the same thing from his cabin, giggling like crazy about the manager’s horror trip.
9.4 In Drake’s And Josh’s Cabin
Drake had problems falling asleep aboard the ship.
Josh had bought some pills on Nantuckett in order to help his step-brother.
Alas, Drake was too dumb to take his meds correctly.
Josh had to do every step.
Drake finally had to talk about something more important. “You are so not fair to Megan.”
Josh gasped. “What? That’s not true.”
Drake started mentioning Megan’s expulsion from the field trip exploring the island..
Josh insisted in Megan having had it coming.
Drake grunted, “that’s so not true. That jealous vixen of Barbara Simmons Blackstein ...”
“Brownstein,” corrected Josh. “Her name is Barbara Simka Brownstein.”
Drake scoffed. “Whatever. She has totally manipulated you. You can’t even breathe anymore without her.”
Josh replied angrily, “are you nuts? Barabara just happens to be my best pupil. Whom am I ready to believe more? A rebellish little monster or the best pupil ever?”
Drake grunted, “you know what, if you are so obsessed with your ‘homnours student’, why don’t you ask her to marry you in a year or two? Then she won’t bother Megan anymore because of Sergey.”
Now Josh’s hair stood out from end to end. “Megan and Sergey? Are you crazy?”
Drake shrugged. “Megan likes him. And they could go to Russia and raise siberian camels, never bothering us again with her pranks.”
Josh was flabbergasted. “Megan never bothering us again? That would be ...” He started swooning.
Suddenly, they felt the world around them tremble.
Josh stood up in his bed. “A sea quake?”
Drake tried to reach the window and watch out. “The sky is falling down on us.”
Josh chuckled.
The ship was now much calmer than before.
In addition, it was no longer inclined as it used to be while resting on the island’s hill slope.
Josh watched out as well. “It’s impossible. Otherwise I’d believe in us floating in the air.”
Drake giggled.
Was that possible?
Chapter 10 London
10.1 Bound For England
The next morning, the island was gone.
The ship was drifting smoothly across the ocean, just as expected from a ship.
The pupils appeared to have different opinions about the event.
Most of them have slept through the night.
Some thought of the island having sunk.
Others believed in strong magnetic fields having moved the ship smoothly off the hill slope and into the water.
Captain Steubing was still not sure. He had to write a report.
But about what?
Nevertheless, he made the machines go.
Feeling the ship rocks across the waves, the pupils and teachers continued scheduled activities.
Zack and Cody walked the decks.
Zack asked, “so, London is named for London Tipton, right? She owns the city?”
Cody shook his head. “It has already been a Roman fortress with a similar name.”
Zack shrugged. “I still like my version better.”
Mr. Moseby slouched past them. “Hey, what are you doing here?”
Cody explained, “Mr. Nichols sent us hereto. We need to report about wave dynamics. It’s a scientific topic!”
Mr. Moseby shrugged. “OK. There’s a message from Boston. London Tipton is going to fly in her private machine to London and go shopping there, together with her friends Tiffany and Chelsea. We will meet her.”
Zack and Cody cheered.
Zack grinned. “At least London is real. As opposed to your Gertie.”
Cody grunted, “hey! I just have to evaluate the evidences in my laboratory! Carly and I will be famous thereupon.”
Zack shrugged/ “Dream on!”
They finally had gathered enough evidences to return to their classes.
10.2 Thames Bay
The SS Tipton was now rolling slowly into the harbour situated in the mouth of the Thames, not far from never-sleeping city London.
Many people were eagerly awaiting the arrival of the ship.
Among them were especially the parents of Dustin and Zoey. They had heard about Dustin’s fear of sea-monsters and started to worry. They considered taking Dustin off the ship and let him fly back to Los Angeles.
London, Chelsea, and Tiffany had already been planning their shopping tour. Too bad they had been dumb enough to hold the city map upside down, making themselves get lost in the merciless city.
Chelsea Brimmer was content with her shopping results, anyways. With some help from London and Tiffany, She had bought FC Chelsea London, a famous soccer club, off the hands of some Russian billionary. Now she told London and Tiffany, “do you know … I am an ex-girlfriend of Drake Parker 1.”
London gasped. “Wow! That’s totally cool!”
Chelsea sighed, “I’m number 75.”
Tiffany and Chelsea shrugged.
Alas, Tiffany heard the Brooks parents talk about Dustin. “Sorry, are you accidentally talking about Dustin Brooks?”
Mr. Brooks nodded solemnly.
Tiffany squealed like a bimbo wench. 2 “He’s so cute!”
Mr. Brooks remembered that squeal. “You must be one of Zoey’s friends?”
Tiffany nodded. “Nicole Tiffany Bristow.”
The Brooks parents shook hands with Zoey’s former best friends.
And there were even more people waiting with increasing suspense.
Margaret ‘Peggy’ Duprée 3 was one of them. She was a friend of Caitlyn Wendy Gellar, and of Nick Lucas aka Nate Grey. She was going to board the ship and participate in the school cruise back to New England.
Last but not least, the submarine of Admiral Shay hwas now stationed in the docks of the Thames Bay.
The admiral abused this occasion in order to see his daughter Carly.
The horn of resounding made a horrible noise, announcing the possibility of leaving the SS Tipton.
The kids walked ashore across a mobile bridge.
London yelled vigorously for Zack and Cody.
Likewise, Carly Shay was surprised by seeing her dad. She squealed for excruciating excitement.
Dustin flew straight into the arms of his parents. Alas, he had got a hard time recognising Nicole. But upon realising that, he left forward and huggled her to death, as well.
London and Mrs. Brooks had to separate them.
Mrs. Brooks came straight to the point, talking about Dustin’s fears of monsters.
Dustin sighed. “Dad! Mom! It’s OK now. With my new girlfriend, Holly O’ Neill, I’ve got less fears.”
His parents felt a strong relief. “Where is your Holly?”
Dustin explained, “sorry, but she gets ready for doing some stuff with her female friends.”
Mrs. Brooks shrugged. “It’s OK. London is really exciting.”
London Tipton nodded. “Yes, I am!” She beamed with exorbitant pride, posing for the reporters, lead by some Jeremiah Trottman 4.
Cody poked London right between the ribs. “He’s talking about the city, not about you.”
London gasped.“Oops!”
At the same time, Dustin discovered someone else. “Jasmine 5 !”
Also Holly O’ Neil iscovered the same girl, calling her in a equally excited manner.
Dustin choked. “Jasmine? Holly? You know each other?”
Holly nodded vigorously. “We’ve been together at Camp Heaven, a few years ago. But you know Jasmine, too?”
Jasmine nodded. “I’ve been at Pacific Coast Academy with him, for a year only.”
Holly and Dustin smiled.
The world was so small.
Jasmine was now studying at Covington 6.
The three of them waved at the parents and their friends, deciding to spend an hour together.
In any case, there was not much time left.
The kids had to board a bus taking them to their hostel in downtown London.
There was a lot for them to do in the restless city.
10.3 Concert For The Queen
The Highlight was, after all, the concert of the school choir and orchestra at the court of the Queen.
Josh Nichols had urged Barabara Simka Brownstein not to annoy Megan again. “You can do much better than Sergey,” he squealed.
Barbara sighed. “such as whom?”
Josh blushed furiously. “Er, I mean …”
Barbara shrugged. “OK, if you say so.”
Drake had watched the seen. He had been annoyed by the presence of one of his most annoying ex-girlfriends. He felt stalked by them everywhere. He had already got nightmares about Chelsea Carlotta Brimmer talking to Mikayla. He shook his head upon Josh’s failed attempt to fess up to Barbara. But he was glad, anyways, for Megan being left in peace. He didn’t like Megan’s music, but he was proud of her performing in front of her majesty, the queen of England.
The orchestra was finally in its position.
Sergey took his first violin with pride.
Megan warmed her oboe. “The right temperature is very important.”
Barbara nodded solemnly. “What does your step-brother mean when saying unto me, “I find something better than Sergey?””
Megan chuckled. “He talks about himself. He is head over heels into you since you have started demonstrating your superb scientific knowledge.”
Barbara blushed. She had not expected that.
Nevel had ordered the royal piano tuner in order to get the instrument adjusted. He was very disappointed about the previous state of the piano. But now he was ready to perform, for the first time in history, a tune he had been inspired into writing by his ‘muse’ Zorah Lancaster.
Dean Rivers was surprised.
Instead of his favoured Britania Rules The Waves, a completely new tune filled the air of the royal court room.
The audience was totally enthusiastic. They had never expected something exceeding the greatness of Bach, Mozart, van Beethoven, Verdi, and so on.
The Queen stood up and applauded during the whole session.
Both Barabara and Megan had to give their best in order to live up to Nevel’s high expectations.
It was one of the greatest performances ever given at the royal court.
The performing pupils bowed deeply to the fanatic audience.
Nevel was going to be offered an award of his choice by her majesty. He decided in favour of a haberdashery near renowned Abbey of Westminster.
10.4 Back To Sea
The time in London was exciting, but much too short.
They were now back aboard the SS Tipton.
Dean Rivers praised the kids for their demeanour worthy of the presence of the queen.
Mr. Moseby had never imagined Zack and Cody to be able to behave appropriately.
Dustin had got a new plush pet to be shared readily with his Holly.
The squid was already outworn.
Carly was still happy about having met her dad.
Admiral Shay had promised to search the Atlantic for Gertie.
His submarine was going to cross the region near the ‘drifting island’ during the next months.
Barabara Simka Brownstein was proud of her performance. But she was still dazed by her feelings for Josh.
The harbour’s horn sounded for one last time, accompanying the ship setting adrift.
London was now a place the kids had come to know, once upon a time.
1 same actress as Drake’s girlfriend Carly from Drake & Josh : Who’s Got Game and The Bet 2 identifies Tiffany with Nicole Bristow from Zoey 101, same actress 3 from Camp Rock 4 various cameous in Zoey 101, seasons two through four 5 identifies Cierra Ramirez’ anonymous cameo from Zoey 101 : Surprise with her rôle as Jasmine in Suite Life : Camp Heaven 6 from Zoey 101 : Trading Places
Chapter 11 Homeward Bound
11.1 Back To Sea
The SS Tipton was rocking across the waters, breaking through the waves and the foam of the everlasting and incessantly powerful Atlantic.
The dimming lamp of daylight was leaving some blood-red foam squirting the ship’s walls.
London had been the most exciting part of the journey.
The sea trip was now approaching fast its end.
Most of the pupils were pretty much bored by the classes.
It had ultimately not turned out to be much different from classes on the continent.
The only noteworthy difference was that of being perched together more than usual.
But the upcoming final jam aboard the SS Tipton kept the students’ mood floating atop, boring classes notwithstanding.
In London, Peggy Duprée had reinforced the bulk of students. She was a gifted rock singer.
Harper Harris had hitherto been without a partner for the final jam.
But Peggy’s arrival changed this favourably.
The two of them started practising immediately. They had to cover up for the time missed out.
All the other teams had already been practising since a few days after their departure from Nantuckett.
Some of the teams seemed to confuse practice sessions with makeout sessions.
This was certainly the case for Drake and Mikayla.
Megan had to poke Drake hard. “You will lose out badly this way. And losers get fed to the sharks.”
A few fins protuded suddenly from the brine.
Drake glared aghast.
Mikayla shrugged. “Your sister is right. We really should concentrate on singing.”
Observating Mikayla, Justin and Max had still not come to a conclusion.
Her similarity with Alex was striking.
But her voice was infinitely much better.
Drake panted and sighed. “Probably.” He pouted desperately.
Of course, the fins were fakes.
Megan, Katie, and Zorah had bought rubber sharks in London and used them in order to ‘motivate’ the participants in the final jam session.
Nick Lucas and Tori Vega were finally falling 1 for a similar ‘disease’ like Drake and Mikayla.
Beck Oliver wondered a lot about Miley Stewart’s incredible talent.
She must have practised a lot for several years already. But she denied everything. She only admitted to a few performances at her school’s theatre, together with young professional actor Jake Leslie Ryan.
Beck adored Jake Leslie. “Then you must have learned a lot from him, and that really fast.”
“Why, yes!” Miley smiled sweetly. She wiped some drops of sweat off her face.
Kendall Knight had initially had a hard time with ‘his’ superdiva Tawnie Hart. “Your name is Hart. That’s good. For you haven’t got any.”
Tawnie gasped at Kendall with consternation, and she started sobbly. She didn;t want to disappoint Kendall. Thence she started soon getting along very well with her partner.
They had decided in favour of a few skits, interrupted by a song or two.
Team Knight Of Hart was thus getting along perfectly.
Most troubles accompanied the team of Ashley Blake and Chad Dylan Cooper.
Megan had to trick a bit in order to make them get along, by knotting their shoelaces together.
The arrogant stars started to laugh and use this as a base for a skit to perform at the final jam session.
Neil Farrel still suffered from feeling vastly inferior to Sonny. He panted heavily.
Sonny decided, “come on, I’m just a little Wisconsin peach. you don’t have to feel like dirt.”
Neil sobbed. He started drumming away and sing along.
I had no gift to bring
Tatatatam
That’s fit to give Sonny
Tatatatam 2
Sonny chimed in.
Neil played his drum for me
Tatatatam
And then I smiled at Neil
Tatatatam
At Neil and his drum!
11.2 Final Jam
The long-expected evening was there.
Fredward Benson counted down the seconds. “Online in five…four…three…two…”
Cody wondered, “where was the one?”
Carly sighed, “nobody knows. He can’t count, I guess. It must be the I don’t believe in Gertie disease.” She smirked.
Cody laughed aloud.
Freddie grunted.“Shut up! We are online via wii-fi!”
Carly announced, “welcome from the SS Tipton! According to navigator Lulu, we are only some hundred miles from the shores of Massachusetts.”
Sam grinned. “we are live from a final jam session aboard the ship.”
T-Bo and Maya handed Carly and Sam a few snacks from their board cafeteria.
Carly thanked and started moderating the exciting event. “Our first starters are: Beck Oliver and Miley Stewart!”
Miley was a bit anxious.
Jade approached the two of them, glaring at Beck in an excessively wrathful manner. “Good luck with your cheap vixen!”
Miley gasped. “Cheap?” Shr grunted for disgust. “Back in a minute!”
Jade was now telling Beck to hell and back.
Beck Oliver gasped, “and what are you doing with Maximilian?”
Jade grinned. “None of your business?”
Carly wondered. “Miley and Beck should already be here. They are a bit late. Why?”
Sam wanted to get past Jade in order to ask Beck, but she was shoved rudely aside.
Finally, Miley returned. “I’m not cheap, I’m … Hannah Montana!” She donned her wig.
Jade gasped. “Hey! There are many imitations.”
That was true.
But Beck believed Miley. “You sing as well as Hannah. You dance as well as Hannah. You act as well as Hannah …”
Jade dropped unconscious.
Max Russo rushed past her and dragged her away.
Rico told Max, “I’ve always suspected that. Miley is such a two-faced liar.”
Carly was equally consternated. She also had to dissuade Sam from hitting Jade with something hard. “Uhm, the prize for the winner was precisely some … tickets for a concert of Hannah Montana.”
Could Miley aka Hannah really win tickets for her own concert?
Beck and Miley finally started performing a scene from their favourite musical Glee 3.
They kept the audience swooning.
Miley finally admitted to Beck. “I really didn’t want to come out. But I had to. Sorry for causing inconvenience. You deserve better.”
Beck did not get it. “You had nothing to win, just a lot to lose, but you still gave your best efforts.”
Miley aka Hannah sobbed. She threw her arms around Beck. “I couldn’t let you down. You’re the nicest fellow Hollywood star ever.” She rubbed her wigged head tenderly against Beck’s shoulders, making him blush to death.
Carly came to announce the next team. “The Knights Of Hart! Kendall and Tawnie!”
Kendall Knight and Tawnie Hart started performing a skit based on a scene from their favourite romantic tragedy, Begin Of A Romance 4, a play written by Carly Shay like two years ago.
They harvested a lot of insane applause.
Ashley and Chad Dylan were the next kids in the row.
They played a scene from their common favourite sitcom, “Malcolm All Around” 5
The audience laughed its backside into oblivion.
Chad hugged Ashley. “I think … your not really a diva. Not for those who can get along with you.”
Ashley grinned. “And you’re only a jerk to those who don’t deserve it better.”
Chad smiled. “Are you related to my favourite football player, Vince Blake?”
Ashley nodded. “That’s my brother.”
Chad blushed. “I always wanted a renowned quarterback in my family!”
Ashley confessed, “but my real first name is … Gertrude!” She really bellowed her name.
The audience grumbled noisily.
Max and Justin gasped for consternation.
Gigi and Ashley were the same.
But what about Alex and Mikayla?
There was no time left to wonder about that.
Mikayla was ready for the stage, singing right by Drake’s side.
They had agreed on a blend of If Cupid Had A Heart and Drake’s Makes Me Happy 6.
It was really a duet combining both songs in a harmonic manner.
The audience was totally keen of this.
Megan stuck both thumbs up for her brother.
The SS Tipton was close to bursting for applause.
Alas, Max was intervening thereafter. He had just reanimated Jade West. Now he was no longer afraid. “OK, Mikayla, are you Alex in disguise?”
Mikayla shook her head. “I’ve been looking for relatives in New York City for years. But now I seem to have found some. According to Josh Nichols’s tests, you must be my cousin, and so is Justin.”
Max was flabbergasted.
Justin stumbled in. “Welcome back in the family!”
Mikayla hugged both of her cousins, and she was totally looking forward to meeting her lookalike Alejandra, too.
Drake asked Megan, “have you spotted any of our lost relatives?”
Megan shrugged. “Don’t guess so.”
Drake sighed.
They freed the stage for Victoria Vega and Nicholas Lucas.
Tori and Nick appeared to rush their number, Make It Shine 7, in order to have more time left for … other stuff.
But their song was still worth a lot of applause.
Likewise, Sonny Munroe and Neil Farrel had finally found their common rhythm. They performed a parody of a scene from their favourite live reality show, mixed with a few drum rolls in order to mimic built-in fake applause.
Last but not least, Harper Harris and Peggy Dupréacute entered the stage.
André and Caitlyn had given them their latest composition to perform.
It was Why They Call It The Blues 8
Woody and Sam belched and tooted rhythmically along with them.
Zack and True jumped up and down.
Harper confessed in this song to love Peggy more than live itself.
The audience was melting away for awe.
But was this just for the stage?
In any case, the participants were done with their number.
Now the viewers, both the live audience and the web guests, had to decide.
Nevel controlled acribically the number of votes.
Most of the kids were totally excited.
Finally, a decision had been made.
Carly announced, “and the winner is …”
The suspense increased.
Carly panted heavily. “OK, I have to say it … Beck Oliver and Miley Stewart aka Hannah Montana.”
Alas, most of viewers protested. “How may Hannah win tickets to her own concert?”
Nevel grabbed the microphone, tearing it off Carly. “Wrong! Most votes went to Hannah and Beck. But there are tickets to said concert for all of us, and an extra prize for Miley and Beck.”
Carly had been upset for getting her microphone kidnapped. But she squealed now for glee upon having heard Nevel’s words.
Most of the pupils cheered fanatically.
The final jam session had thus come to an end, leaving everyone as a winner.
1 alludes to a song within Victorious : Tori The Zombie which I don’t own 2 modified from Little Drummer Boy, song which I don’t own by Bing Cosby and many others 3 alludes to a show with the same name which I don’t own either 4 from iCarly : iSaw Him First 5 spoof off Malcolm In The Middle which I don’t own. 6 song by Drake Bell Which I Don’t Own 7 song by Victoria Justice which I don’t own 8 song by Elton John which I don’t own
Chapter 12 Finale
The trip had finally come to an end.
The participants were scattered across the continent and the seven seas.
Mr. Moseby was glad to have his place back in Hotel Tipton in uptown Bostin, with a fixed ground ’neath his feet.
Likewise, Maya Bennett and T-Bo were the new owners of reopened restaurant in Tipton’s.
T-Bo worked as the chef.
Maya was now the ‘Maîtress D’’.
Arwin Hawkhauser returned to his job as a hotel engineer. Alas, he was still impressed by the mighty Atlantic.
Captain Steubing returned to his airways corporation.
Fkying planes were heard of.
Flying ships, on the other hand …
Dean Rivers returned to his good old Pacific Coast Academy.
Alas, many things had changed in his absence.
The pupils had become a lot more daring.
His wife had finally got a divorce, leaving the dean with nothing but few suits and a little one-room-appartment.
According to Dean Rivers’s judgment, Josh Nichols had been the best student teacher ever. With a certificate from the school cruise project, he was thence admitted to Stanford’s program for teaching science at high schools. A year later, his fiancé Barbara Simka Brownstein joined the same program.
Megan Parker and Sergey Pyshkin were going to become court musicists of the British Queen. A few years later, they were moving on to Russia in order to raise rare striped siberian camels and sell them to clueless boobs.
London’s Royal Society for Natural History had confirmed the compatibility of the DNA found on the swimming island with that of known fossile remains of plesiosaurs.
A few weeks later, Admiral Shay and his submarine found Gertie and made the first pictures of the monster below the surface.
Principal Franklin was glad to have his favourite pupils back for their last year. He had been tormented by shirtless Gibby to no end.
And Sam was the only one able to keep the freak under control.
Cody Martin and Carly Shay were thereupon writing together their book Gertie - True And Real, the bestselling documentary report among all students of natural history for the following five generations. They were thus doing their first steps towards their clamourous conquest of Pulitzer’s prize just a few years later.
Malcolm Reese was going to make a movie about the discovery, simply named Gertie, using famous actors such as Beck Oliver, Hannah Montana, Lola Martinez, Jake Leslie Ryan, and so on.
Fredward Benson and Bailey Pickett were going to move to Kansas, against Mrs. Benson’s fears of Freddie’s naughty allergies to all sorts of peasant life.
Having stubbornly failed to believe in Gertie and Bigfoot was their ultimate downfall and made them the laugingstock of the whole nation.
They were thence going to make corn crop arts and raise pigs for always hungry Samantha and Woody. They had to put up with annoying neighbours, the Bristows and the Nussbaums 1.
Samantha Puckett and Woody Fink would work at a junk yard as wreckers. Their rhythmical belches and toots were louder than the clanging sound of trashed metal.
Nevel Papperman and Zorah Lancaster were going to live as composers in the western end of London while running at the same time a well-renowned haberdashery.
Rico Suave and Katie Knight started speculating with the values of actions at Wall Street. They busted all existing records within a few months and finally owned the whole american economy.
Dustin Brooks and Holly O’Neill were switching to Covington’s for their last two years of high school. Thereafter they were going to become private teachers of the great grand kids of the queen. This was going to have rather drastic consequences for the future of the British kingdom.
Jade West had finally given up on worthlessly shallow Beck Oliver.
Maximilian Russo had been much more interesting.
They were moving on to Transsylvania in order to enlighten people about the dangers of vampirism and werewolves.
Justin Russo and Magick Malika were opening a private school for advanced witchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts, following the great tradition of Al Crowley and the Golden Dawn.
Mad Style had changed a lot in True’s absense.
Amanda Cantwell, now married to Oscar E. Ceptionist, had sued Mr. Madigan out of his own firm.
Thence True and Zack started their own business.
True continued to design clothes, using mannequin dolls carved by Zack.
They used Ryan as the company clown.
Louise ‘Lulu’ Johnson and Tapeworm were going to study mathematics at Oxford in Great Britain. They soon found the truth about exotic spheres and published them in the Procedings Of The Royal Mathematical Society.
Kendall’s and Katie’s return to Los Angeles was very dramatic.
Their mom had not even notioced Katie’s absence. She had been fooled by a speaking doll built by Quinn Pensky. Now she was consternated.
Big Time Rush was discontinued.
Carlos, James, and Logan had been correctly deemed as useless by Gustavo Rocque and been sent back to Minnesota.
James took his equally ungifted future wife Trina Vega with him.
Gustavo was tired of his stupid job as a record producer. He left it to the greatest talents in this sector ever, viz. André Harris and his fiancé Caitlyn Gellar.
Kendall switched to one of the competitors, viz. Condor Studio, and became the leading actor of So Random, along with his female on-and-off-screen partner Tawnie Hart.
The show was thence renamed to Knights Of Hart.
The other show of same firm, MacKenzie Falls, was now reinforced with Chad’s beloved Ashley Blake.
Tori Vega left Hollywoosd Art for a duet career with her gonnabe hubby Nick Lucas.
Drake’s and Neil’s band was now complemented by their respective future wives, Mikayla and Allison Munroe aka Mitchie Torres.
Mikayla’s cousin Alejandra Russo was tayloring their new stage outfit.
Harper and Peggy started a career as a pop duet as well.
Same was valid for Beck Oliver and Hannah Montana.
Hannah disposed with her wig during her aforementioned concert for good, and exchanged it for a everlasting kiss from Beck.
If they haven’t died yet, they are still singing on the stage.
The End
1 cf. Drake & Josh : Paging Dr. Drake