In slow motion: Sandra Lee drinking a mix of lemonade, heavy cream and vodka. What's that, you say? That doesn't sound appetizing at all? Clearly you haven't come across her Kwanzaa cake.

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Once again, via blackfolk. I'm not so much appalled that the manager felt this way--because people say and feel horrible things in private. But the fact that he was dumb enough to say it in an official statement? Yeah. That appalls me. Not to mention the fact that he's this stupid and probably makes way more than I do. XD

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Bacon salt. Fine.

Baconnaise. ...okay.

Bacon...lube. ...*cries*

In other, less trauma-inducing news, I apparently passed my health and safety inspection today. Yay.

I know this. I've seen the way hip-hop/urban references make their way into mainstream vernacular. I mean, when design shows on HGTV are talking about adding 'bling' to a room, you know the word's jumped the shark.

But this is just...I have no words.

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I got more tea the other day; loose leaf peppermint and chai teas. I haven't been to this place in a while, because I told myself I needed to finish some of the tea I had before I bought any more. I had to restrain myself from buying more kinds--but I was actually out of peppermint and hadn't had any chai in months, so I limited myself to those. ( Read more... )

Because I used grits to season something tonight instead of sugar. And it took me far far FAR too long to realize my mistake.

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You could stop at the world's most hilarious headline--but read the whole article, seriously. I'd highlight my favorite parts, but the whole thing is GOLDEN ( Read more... )

...and 61 degrees tomorrow. Seriously, weather, what the hell?

I kinda wanna smack whoever came up with this commercial.

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Like kinda really wanna smack.